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Joined February 2011
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Warren G sampled the opening of Regulate straight off a VHS of Young Guns. Him and Nate were already using “regulate” as slang, then he heard this line and knew that was it. Still one of the cleanest intros in hip-hop.
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FanDuel doctors getting Christian Watson back on the field so no one’s bets cash
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I fear I may have lost my love got the NFL a bit last night.. it's no way they have officially turned my dear sport into the Wwe forreal. That man went in the ambulance fun uniform, went to hospital and came back out and finished? Lmao they think we actually stupid
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NIL IDEA: Solo Ball partners with @SoloCup and Gampel Pavilion hosts Solo Cup nights at Gampel next year. No brainer. Everybody wins. Who says no? Make it happen.
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me pretending to work on a Friday afternoon
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It’s genuinely jarring to hear a pro athlete talk like a person and not a hostage reading a statement prepared by the comms department
Yaxel Lenderborg on his NBA debut and guarding Luka: "I got to see what the NBA is like, man. Lot of flopping, lot of foul baiting, lot of praying to the ref. Interesting first game for me... Being in there firsthand, just watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect. That was awful" Transcript of this soundbite: "Yeah, it was interesting. I got to see what the NBA is like, man. Lot of flopping, lot of foul baiting, lot of praying to the ref. Interesting first game for me, for sure. I had a lot of respect for him (Luka). You know, just watching. I didn't really watch the NBA much, I just watched highlights. Seeing him, you know, kill people all the time. But then being in there firsthand, just watching all the whining and complaining, I lost all respect, man. Like that was awful. Like me getting frustrated, it's not about the foul being called, it's about him complaining the entire game. And then you get the foul call, congratulations bro. And then you talk to me like you did something great, bro? Come on, dog. That's just weak. It kinda threw me off for a little while, cause you know, like I said, I had so much respect for him. Gone man, gone. I was telling him he sucks, he can't score on me. You talking and you can't score on me. I said it the whole game. I said a couple cuss words obviously, you know, that's why I got the technical and all that. But I was letting him know, because he was laughing and talking all this because of that one foul call. His only bucket on me was a banker from half court. Like I know that it's a team sport. You know, he had 28pts on us as a team. Me, I took my matchup personally. Tried not to get caught on the fouls. Tried my best. I was thinking about playing him with my hands behind my back to see if that worked, probably would've still got a foul call." Transcript via: reddit.com/r/nba/comments/1x…
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i'm sorry, who???
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Throwback to this dunk contest between Michael Irvin, Ken Griffey Jr., Deion Sanders, Barry Bonds, Chris Carter, and Mike Conley Sr. 🔥💪
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JUST IN: Bride surprises her groom with a Diners, Drive-ins and Dives DVD box set at their wedding, bringing him to tears.
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Hey man you never know what’s happening in other cities but Tiktok is here to save us and let us know
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Sean McVay watching his special teams unit
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i had to hit the brakes for this it's terrifying omg
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Possibly the most chilling thing I have read in recent times. jacoblehman.substack.com/p/m…
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Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?
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Yankees radio announcer at start of the game: “I haven’t heard The Trop this loud since 1999 when UConn beat Duke in the national championship game” When will you all learn? It always comes back to UConn!!
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Dead internet theory
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Connecticut drivers, stay right unless you're passing. Starting Oct. 1, drivers who remain in the left lane without passing could face a fine of up to $88. fox61.com/article/news/commu…
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Theres is one way, and one way only, to kick off Halloween Month! Vincent Price's monologue from Thriller....
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When you look back, you’ll wish you’d just done the long-term version of everything.
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“Have you seen” yes. Yes I have. I am on the internet constantly like everyone else. I have seen it. My screen time has been 8 hours a day every year since like 2007. It’s not good. I have seen it. We don’t need to talk about internet shit. How are your kids
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