if it rained an ocean, Id drink it dry and lay me down dissatisfied
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Poor rambler retweeted
(Child pokes her head into the garage): “Daddy will you please take me trick or treating?”
Me: “It’s my night off and it’s Billyween. This years theme is ‘Masters of the Universe’. On Billyween I dress with the theme, crank the grass and get hazy in the garage. You don’t get to interrupt that.”
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Getcha Some Folks!!!!! open.spotify.com/album/2wNTT…
Poor rambler retweeted
Ladies and gentlemen it’s Ian Noe release week and the 1641 day drought is about to end. Trust me when I tell you that what’s coming was worth the wait. LFG.🔥
Poor rambler retweeted
Flower mantis
Scientific name: Creobroter sp.
Region: Genus range: South and Southeast Asia to China
Diet: Predatory on insects; nymphs take small flies
Photo: Adegsm / Getty Images
Poor rambler retweeted
You ironically become a boring person when you never allow yourself to be slightly bored.
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🔥🔥🔥🔥Mail Call🔥🔥🔥🔥
Goddamn, this one’s weighty. Sure, there’s some fun baked into ‘So Much For Goodbyes’ but the songwriting was obviously Billy’s focus on this effort and he DELIVERED IN SPADES. There’s enough meat on the bone here to feed an army of wooks, grassers and country music truthers alike and there’s no doubt it will. Instant classic. 10/10.
Poor rambler retweeted
BREAKING NEWS: Suspect arrested for throwing object at Billy Strings last night in Indiana
