Pietro Maximoff

Of course rival film studios wish to use my likeness for their movies. Why wouldn't they?

-His expression changes to shock when he recognizes the signal- The Mansion is under attack?! -Without a second thought, he races away...-

-Is at the monitoring station of the Avengers Academy when the computer picks up the emergency signal from the Mansion- Hm? -Looks puzzled-

@TPLockjaw urgently- Lockjaw, I need you to take Luna back to the compound! Do you understand? @LunaMaximoff @BC_Piledriver

@TPLockjaw -Notices @BC_Piledriver beginning to recover, and so quickly turns to the dog-like Inhuman to speak @LunaMaximoff

-Lounges in a chair at an outdoor cafe, enjoying a coffee and smiling at his daughter, @LunaMaximoff- Enjoying your hot chocolate, princess?

I don't care if it's Friday. I still expect @ItsLightspeed to have those papers graded for me by lunch.

How is it that @DoctorPym wanted the Academy to take in more students, yet /I/ end up over-seeing nearly twice as many classes as he does?

@JGRicochet Complain less and run more, Gallo.

Why is it that the class always groans when I announce that we're going on a short run?

#FF My family, in order of importance - @LunaMaximoff ; @_GypsyWitch / @_ScarletWitch ; @_Wiccan ; @_TheVision ; @TPLockjaw ; @TheGreenBlur

Anyone who questions the Pro-Mutant stance of the Avengers is a fool of the highest caliber.

My slippers are wet... and they look like they've been chewed on. ...Lockjaw! @TPLockjaw

To whoever downloaded this virus onto my laptop that makes a laughing dog appear in the corner... I am /not/ amused!

@Waspish1 Very well. I can live with that arrangement.

@Waspish1 No. Unfortunately, your dogged determination has indeed been well-documented.

@Waspish1 Your childish insults mean less to me than your raging feminist spiel does, van Dyne. Perhaps it's time you simply... gave up?

@Waspish1 I do not wallow in narcissism. I /flourish/ in it.

First, @ItsLightspeed fails to listen to me. Now @JGRicochet eats my dessert. -Shakes his head with a mutter- Kids these days... hmph!

@JGRicochet ...You will pay for this dearly at your next scheduled training session, Gallo. Now get out of my sight... immediately!