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MAGA is dead. Rest in piss, losers. Son of God, Former President of the United States. Kinda Socialist. My Dad Hates Conservatives.

Bethlehem, PA
Joined April 2020
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My favorite part of Autumn is watching the states turn blue.
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He blows up six data centers in Russia and suddenly every Republican loses their election. 🤔
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omg. This montage from Jimmy Kimmel last night.
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Replying to @Riley_Gaines_
So if it’s a blue wave you’ll believe that’s God’s will?
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“Super Intelligence”
White House Accord on Super Intelligence
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School Shooting: There’s nothing we can do about this. Don’t politicize these tragedies. Political Shooting: We need a $400 million bunker built immediately and you hate America if you don’t agree.
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Funny how “TDS” gets thrown around at anyone who criticizes Trump. If anything, the real TDS is pretending he’s incapable of being wrong and defending every statement, no matter how erratic, contradictory, or self-serving it is.
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I can’t believe I got duped into voting for someone with 6 Bankruptcies. Fuuuuuuuuuck
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Just because you were too stupid to understand this is what you were voting for doesn’t mean this isn’t what you voted for
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Collecting the best pro-Elon grok posts from the day in this thread:
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Normally, when a civil rights leader dies, their supporters spend days reciting their greatest quotes and preachings. So, it's notable that the right has devoted the past two days trying to get Olive Garden waitresses fired for critical TikToks, while avoiding his body of work.
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A nice visual montage of what it looks like to be in a cult
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When my MAGA family members begin to struggle financially, I will not help them. When my MAGA family members struggle to make their mortgages, I will not help them. When my MAGA family members struggle to put food on their tables, I will not help them. I have the means, But I will not help. My MAGA family members made a choice. They voted against my wife, my daughters and my son. I will never forget or forgive them. They actually voted against themselves, But they’re too fucking stupid to realize it. Life is about choices. They made theirs, I’ve made mine.
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Am I the last person left in America who only boycotts products for sucking?
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