If you said Jazz and we said Sonny Rollins, yep you heard right, you'd say where and we'd say tourcoing-jazz-festival.com seeya there.

Fine wolf sir, can you take a wolf on holiday to France. Oh, und er pet passport scheme. Welcome aboard. Meet L http://twitpic.com/64sjjx

Month to go to one of our fave events. Wait for it: Wereldhavendagen de haven smaakt. Naar meer. I think. Good though. wereldhavendagen.nl

Hello campers, we have found the dream tent, how cool is this www.autoexpress.co.uk/products/products/270097/volkswagen_camper_tent.html

If you like both kinds of music (rock and billy) Bethune next month is a must for a jump jive n wail. www.wix.com/hotchickens/bethuneretro

Dover runaway ostrich update, Dover Express says it was a rhea called Jerry, now reunited with its mate, Margo. All together now, aaah.

Jolly sporting of le French to re-enact Battle of Agincourt, Sunday 24/7, so do go to cheer our chaps on, what. www.azincourt-medieval.fr

Ostrich, ostrich read all about it. thisiskent.co.uk/Scaffolder-…

Fella who tackled the 6ft stray ostrich in Dover was Wayne McLester. We salute you sir, takes some bottle to face up to a thing like that.

Great headline in today's Dover Express: Scaffolder Startled By Early Morning Ostrich. People think we make this up but you couldn't.

Grab a late deal, £10 off Dover/Calais long stay car returns for midweek travel this summer if booked by 24/7. www.poferries.com

Pic of us doing safety drill in case Dover black panther sneaks i n http://twitpic.com/5mzy9g

The legendary, one and only, pictured on Spirit of Britain. We sa lute you sir. http://twitpic.com/5mkas9

Guess who we had on Spirit of Britain today. Professor Dumbledore. Er no, try again. Not? Yep. Nah. Honest. Tony Blackburn. LEGEND.

Douai giants about to come out to play, sounds like a baseball team but we mean proper big giants. One of our favourites. www.ville-douai.fr

A free Disneyland Paris pass comes with our Dover - Calais car tickets this summer. Worth £51 - that's more than some of our day trip fares

Been asked to tweet more ferries, less on black panther seen by our office. Fine. Our first Dover ferries were the Lion, Tiger and Panther.

More Dover black panther reports. Kelly and Will at Old Park Barracks, and Simon at Waldershare. Only a matter of time before we get a pic.

Panther update. Our Jo (ultra trustworthy) reports black panther Nonington, 10 miles NNW of Dover. Same animal or another? Investigating.

Yarn about black panther prowling Dover purrs along. Headline in our staff mag reads PANTHER TERROR FOR DOVER STAFF. Nice and understated.