𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐁𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐘𝐨𝐮....

𝐁𝐎𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐎𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘𝐎𝐍𝐄

You used to call me on my trout phone

The old man dreams until he dies without realizing that he has been forgotten.

Well now I'm sick, sober, and sorry; broke, disgusted, and sad, but look at the fun that I had.

I smoke old stogies I have found. Short, but not too big around. I'm a man of means by no means; I'm the King of the Road.

Well I'm going to send you a love letter, my dear. Do you know what that is? It's a bullet straight from my gun to your heart.

Though you've gone and left me lonely, still my love for you is true.

Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!

I know when you're sleeping; I know the things you're dreaming, and I know you will never give up and die.

When you have a hammer every problem looks like a nail, when you have a flamethrower every problem looks like a marshmallow.

A meteor just cut through Perseus and went straight into Draco's tail....I thought it was gonna hit earth.

Dont get no closer, it'll only make 'em run far away.

Far across the deep blue water lives an old German's daughter on the banks of the old river Rhine.

You aren't the only one. You aren't even one in a million. You're expendable. You work for me and you die for me. So die, boy, die.

Somewhere over the rainbow, skies are blue, and the dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

A meteor just cut through Perseus and went straight into Draco's tail....I thought it was gonna hit earth.

Welcome back to Termina, I hope you packed your camera! Feeling the nostalgia, my what a wonderful place!

𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇! 𝙱𝙰𝙼! 𝒜𝐿𝒜𝒦𝒜𝒵𝒜𝑀!

I'm chewing the bones of my own reprieve.

Heaven dressed in satin, as they say in Latin; I came, I saw, I conquered.

You're not a clown, not a circus, not even the whole comedy industry, you are the very concept of humor itself and yet you can't make a single good joke.