I hate low quality people sm😭
I do this whenever I travel by air. I’ll familiarise myself with whoever I’m sitting next to, collect their number, and ask if someone is picking them up or if they’re ordering a ride.
Once I hear “I’m ordering a ride,” congratulations, you’ve just become my airport taxi. 😂
I’ll discreetly use my phone to snap the car plate number and send it, alongside the person’s details, to my DSS friend in case anything happens.
Once you drop me, na block straight 🫣😂
Abeg, those airport taxi fares are not beans jare😂
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Your husband a real G for this lmfao
you guys do too much for sex😭
Omo, I just hear one new format wey some guys dey use chop girls o! 😂
Dem go carry babe inside car, then branch one building site wey still dey under construction.. the site no be their own o. Dem go leave the babe inside the car with AC on, come down to greet the workers and engage them in small talks. Before dem leave, dem go bring out small cash give the workers. The babe go dey observe for inside car
Dem go now enter the car and tell the babe say the workers dey really try, say e don spend many millions on the project and still get plenty money to spend so the building go finish on time.
Omo, from that moment, the babe go begin reason am differently. She go wan loyal because she don see say the guy get serious investment and plenty expenses. She fit even begin manage herself financially, with the hope say when the project finally finish, she go enjoy the benefits too.


























