Creative Director. Father. Scotch Egg Maker.

London
Joined January 2010
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Here is a load of patriots robbing Lush, don't retweet it wouldn't want them to get in trouble.
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This man “got his country back” by looting O2
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One Minute Brief of the Day: Create posters showing how #ScrewfixSprint helps the trade continue to work when on site, or at clients’ homes. @Screwfix @OneMinuteBriefs
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OMB @theINKEYlist #theINKEYlist Brief Runner-Up: @PRPearson Winning £150 CASH & £50 worth of products!
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Replying to @FabrizioRomano
One last dance
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Chelsea fans: WE WANT POCH OUT Ownership: Ok but trust the process Chelsea fans: Woah we actually look like a good team again Ownership: Lol fuck you
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If you think a sporting achievement could be tainted, call the Asterisk Task Force...
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🎥 Ted Lasso Leadership GOLD. One of my all-time favorites. "Be curious, not judgmental." A great lesson for life.
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📞"If you can't afford kids, don't have them! And stop writing in to The Telegraph to complain! Cancel your Netflix subscription and stop leeching!" 😡 Colin from Portsmouth is disgusted by wealthy families complaining about VAT rises to private school fees.
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I’m sick to my stomach. Sunak has made his anti-trans stance crystal clear. This government is responsible for endangering real lives by emboldening acts of transphobia & increasing LGBTQ+ hostility. Trans people exist, aren’t an inherent threat, & just want to live in peace.
"We shouldn't get bullied" into believing that "people can be any sex they want to be" "A man is a man, and a woman is a woman, that's just common sense," PM Rishi Sunak says Follow live bbc.in/3rLuHjj
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The Boston Athletic Association (B.A.A.) announced today that Bank of America will be the presenting partner of the Boston Marathon, beginning in 2024. 1/3
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The people that are going to benefit from the 30 hours free childcare aren't even pregnant yet. So much for helping working families today #Budget2023
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Whoever takes over from @GaryLineker on MOTD is a weasel. A fucking collaborator in this sinister mess.
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I wonder whether the BBC has created a situation where anyone prepared to present MOTD tomorrow immediately becomes a de facto supporter of legislation currently being cheered to the rafters by overtly racist, far right leaders across the rest of Europe…
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BREAKING🚨| The government has announced anti-strike legislation. When workers democratically vote to strike, they can be forced to work and sacked if they don’t. This is wrong, unworkable, and almost certainly illegal.
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England fans who want Southgate out are nuts. Semis in 2018, finals of the Euros, and outplayed France today. Just a bit of bad luck. Not the greatest manager in the world but it's exponentially more likely whoever's brought in is a downgrade.
It hurts. But we're family and we'll stick together ❤️
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