Maybe my life is ultimately irrelevant in the macro

Go vote for Olivia Chow

I don’t really care about your girlfriend. One life is ultimately irrelevant in the macro

We got second place in the rigged costume contest but we hit this on stage

The ember months are the last four months of the year. The period is associated with malevolent spiritual forces and disasters.

I thought of at least 3 tweets that would’ve gone viral when I was at the club but I forgot them all

I let him hit thinking he was the frontman. I went to the show he the sub-in bassist 🤦🏽‍♀️

Recently got into Olivia Rodrigo and if our classy First Lady is counting up the girls he’s fucked before is there hope for any of us

Sandwiches are getting harder and harder to eat and no one is doing anything to stop it

Every time someone posts a screenshot of reels huzz it genuinely gets 200k likes and I gotta pretend he didn’t ghost me

Just because I’m brave enough to overshare and tweet about my shortcomings and failures doesn’t mean I’m not perfect. I’m a Petri dish baby crafted with the ideal Weight Face Personality and Body. I excel at everything I touch and have infinite friends who love me