Lover of unique food and drinks, passionate supporter of DC small business, & advocate for innovation & entrepreneurship.

Washington, DC USA
Joined December 2009
Hi, @hulu Check on my bill?
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Hi @SWBID shouldn't there be fencing put up when this is occurring? It was quite dangerous outside Fed Center SW.
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Hey @Reagan_Airport @FAANews what is this aircraft flying over DC without a signal? @usairforce – at Washington, DC
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Incredible: Argentina honors the New York Jets by scoring 0 points at MetLife Stadium.
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Today marks an incredible journey that I'm humbled and honored to have joined. The drive thru is a revenue generator that has been neglected for far too long and we are changing that.
Today @MeetArc announces our $10.76M Seed led by @a16z, with participation from @Adverbvc , Broadway Restaurant Group, and @unitedtalent. 200K US drive-thrus run on 1950s tech. Arc lets operators run them like modern digital channels: design the experience, A/B test upsell, see live AI insights. Higher tickets. Better accuracy. Happier crews. This is just the beginning, as we work to empower all kinds of local businesses with AI. Grateful to be backed by investors who deeply understand local commerce, AI, and the restaurant industry. Thanks also to an amazing group of angels including @thefriley, @saumil, @henrydelouv, @Mikegagent, and @jschwarz9.
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A Medium French Fry from @McDonalds at DFW was $3.67 today. A full bag of tater tots from @kroger or @LidlUS is 2.99 serving a fam of 4. Friendly order taker told me it'd be >$5 if it was a large fry. This is absolutely absurd. Receipts attached. & they don't accept loyalty
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This is frustrating @SWBID , right on your block. @NASA creating a dangerous parking intersection. Checked 24 hr later, still endangering the public.
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Hi @SWBID this van is still violating. Can you respond with the ticket that's issued?
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Hi @AldiUSA. Before someone actually microwaves this dish for 25 minutes and injures themselves, recall this product. It's clear based on the words afterwards, this was a copy paste error. #grocery
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Someone try to tell her she's 11 years old. She'll show you! #dogs #RescueDogs @dog_rates
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Hey @espn @ProSportCenter , which sandwich from Whimpys?
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This is the worst "dog ate my homework" in professional history, ever. Congrats @FBIDirectorKash . You win the horses ass.
MURRAY: It was due last week. By law. PATEL: I understand. MURRAY: You're not gonna follow the law? ... And you have no timeline? PATEL: No MURRAY: Hmm. We're not having a budget hearing without a budget request. So where is it?
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Why did we stop the coffee maker idea? @VW ?
Thread on Crazy things from the past 🧵 1. A coffee maker option in VW cars, 1959
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Something big is on fire at DFW @NBCDFW @dfw
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Do this now.
Cyber Command needs to fuck Russia up. It shouldn’t matter who you are voting for, this is unacceptable.
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BREAKING: In a stunning announcement, after distancing himself from Project 2025, Donald Trump announced he will appoint Tom Homan (Project 2025’s author) on day 1. Retweet to make sure all Americans see this and know Donald Trump is Project 2025.
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Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.
Kamala should do a rally at Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm dead serious
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This is a solid tweet
Time for more NatSec Nuance™️ with Angry: - if you’re upset that Nasrallah is dead, you’re on the wrong side of history. This is like the US killing Usama bin Laden. - on the flip side, if you think this won’t further destabilize the region, you aren’t paying attention - Israel’s operation against Hezbollah has been a tactical success - they’ve wounded or killed the entire leadership structure in two weeks. - on the flip side, it should make you realize that the operation in Gaza could have been executed better, and with far fewer civilian casualties: if they have this level of intelligence on Hezbollah, they almost certainly have it on Hamas. - you can (and should) support Israel’s right to go after terrorist organizations while also demanding that they adhere to the Laws of Armed Conflict. - Iran’s ambassador to Lebanon had a Hezbollah pager, which should tell you just about everything you need to know. - Hezbollah has fired over 10,000 rockets into Northern Israel. Stop acting like they’re innocent. - Israel has ignored proportionality requirements in some of its strikes in Gaza. Stop acting like they’re innocent. - if you believe that Israel is always in the right, you’re wrong. - if you believe read Israel is always in the wrong, you’re wrong.
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