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Pair of Thieves

@PairofThieves

Magical basics for lovely humans. For order inquiries, please email [email protected]

 Los Angeles, CA
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Joined September 2013
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Love this small but unloyal following 💗
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stop
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sorry, didn't see you there
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not one of you have asked what I want this year
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let us be glad
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let us be grateful
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Today is my first day interning at @Microsoft!
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Already making an impact
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shall we call it a year?
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should we make a blue sky too
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any conga lines happening this weekend?
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log off. have some tea. go sniffing with a friend. it will be ok
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Hi friend! Elmo loves you. And Elmo will remind you every day if you need him to. ❤️
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red lights hate to see me coming
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Trick-or-treat, smell my feet? Not in these anti-odor socks on SALE pairofthieves.com/products/h…
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Parade ready fanatics.com/mlb/los-angeles…
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what is even going on
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I won't fall for your thirst traps but I may fall for your bear traps 😂
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so if you care to find me
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Don't be the house that hands out apples instead of underwear this Halloween.
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