Terry Pratchett "The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head,"
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Vladimir Putin: The Gerasimov Strategy
@POTUS @realDonaldTrump : The Grab Em By The Pussy Strategy
#EuropeStands for now, but how long between east and west?
And of course @ElonMusk will play a pivotal role in this battle as well
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"Shut your eyes. Hold your breath. Think of Ukraine. Think of the rest of the EU. Think of the future. Think of the desire of your children & grandchildren to live and work in other European countries; to sell things there, to make friends & perhaps find partners there."
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ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: ANOTHER MAJOR DOJ RESIGNATION
Assistant Attorney General Brett Shumate, head of the Civil Division, is OUT.
AG Todd Blanche confirms his departure, marking the FOURTH major DOJ resignation since Trump’s devastating midterm defeat.
You would think someone who is so expert at finding election fraud and proving it in court would have been quicker at identifying this in the mid terms and publishing his evidence so that his legal team (as per 2020) can win all those cases to prove the mid terms were rigged.
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How long until we find multiple audio clips of Donald begging multiple State level Secretary of State's to find him precise number of votes?
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ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
Trump: "Does anybody really believe that this 'Election' was honest. How could the Polls be so wrong??? Some early voting 'dumps' were so large that it was impossible to win, no matter how many people went to vote.
It’s all about the machines, which are far more important than the voter! President DJT"
ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
TRUMP MOVES SLOW AND KEEPS HIS EYES ON THE STAIRS THE ENTIRE WAY DOWN FROM AIR FORCE ONE.
Watch him crash in his seat at 1:45. He looks exhausted.
A smiling Natalie Harp can be seen passing though at 1:29. #TravelWithNatalie
ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
LOL - While waiting for Trump, Natalie Harp leaves for the back very quickly and someone runs after her at 0:14. #TravelWithNatalie
She is flying, watch her chase after her. 🤣🤣🤣
Is a third world country a worse label than a shithole?
Have you tried believing harder Rael, stop talking the country down. Its just global trends. The sunlit uplands aren't due until 2070.
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ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
Marina Purkiss owning little baby George Finch
🗣️Are you being silly-Are you being silly
The whole thing was an education lesson for him 😆😆
Why on earth would reform let him go up against Marina when he doesn’t understand how the trading bloc works 🥴😵
ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
It quite literally might be the singlest funniest thing that has ever happened in politics, ever.
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John Oliver's whole show tonight is about Pete Hegseth, who has plenty to say about women in combat.
Oliver: His own mother once wrote: "You are an abuser of women. That is the ugly truth."
ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
Abdul El-Sayed explaining how Netanyahu duped the US into attacking Iran is one of the most brutal takedowns of Trump you’ll ever hear thepoke.com/2026/11/07/abdul…
ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
This is an absolutely terrible answer—even for him
Q: If I said Joe Biden is the part owner of a company and it has all of these investments from the Middle East, you would say that sounds corrupt, right?
Trump: Well, he did have a lot of different things.
Q: Sure, but why is it different for you?
Trump: Because I know nothing about it. I made a lot of money before.
Q: But then why do you need the money? Why not just divest, walk away?
Trump: I do.
Q: No, you didn’t.
Trump: I have a company. My sons are in the company. It’s hard to say to them, don’t do anything anymore for four years because I’m president.
Q: But you could divest from the company yourself and let them do whatever they want. That’s all. You’re not, like, sitting in the Oval Office thinking, Thank God I have that $50 million in World Liberty Financial, right?
Trump: How do you divest from cash?
Q: Do you think the people—the people who are investing in the company that you co-own with your sons, who are coming from foreign countries, who want things from your government—don’t you think they think that they are buying influence?
Trump: I don’t know, but that’s true. Look, every president has a problem. You have people, and they work for you. And guys like you cover them, and you do profiles on them, and they become like everybody thinks that Trump loves them and everything else, which in some cases is true and some cases are not.
This is true for every president, going back to George Washington.
Q: Every president has not owned a cryptocurrency company, however.
Trump: But they own something, whatever crypto was at the time. Okay, you know, there’s crypto. And before that, there was oil. Okay. And every president has had this problem.
Did you explain to them why you thought Hitler was right?
And how much fun you had saying gas them all to jewish class mates?
And how you made hissing gas chamber like noises to them?
"It's Coming..."
Have you tried believing harder and stop talking the country down? Its just global trends.
Try and be as happy as the fish.
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'It's Coming...' Jacob Rees-Mogg's CHILLING Warning on Andy Burnham youtu.be/5hnHVIYU34s?is=fgHL… via @YouTube
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ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
There is nothing a wealthy CEO, autocrat or dictator can do which will cause Trump to condemn them. This buffoon has wrecked our national security and set our country back years.
ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
Here's a montage of some of the insane shit and lies Trump said in the 60 Minutes interview.
ScottishPanda 🇬🇧 retweeted
Jimmy Fallon’s compilation video of Donald Trump’s many battles with the spoken word is hilarious (and slightly terrifying) thepoke.com/2026/11/02/jimmy…
