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18 yr old professional bodybuilder. 5'2". Gay Cishet. Edtwt. Ex-speech writer for Hillary Clinton & owner of Pander https://nitter.gq/t.co/Inljx9xuVG

Toronto, Ontario
Joined December 2008
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All three new sport brief colors
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my friend said bob looks like slayyyter
Bob the Drag Queen and Monet X Change STUN as Kevin and Marcus from White Chicks for Halloween πŸŽƒπŸ’‹
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straight people are so fragile and jealous
i’m actually screaming
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why won’t serene necrosis acknowledge my costume
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I really wanna know like, what actually useful thing people are using AI for every day and why I'm "left behind" for not using it. The ONLY practical use I've found for it so far is mocking up how my apartment walls would look painted different colors...
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substance shit happening here
Clavicular REVEALED a 6'10 360 pound giant walked into his gym and MOGGED him so hard from across the room that he just LEFT πŸ˜­πŸ‘€ "We felt the mog all the way across the gym"
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I’m sooooo sleepy @PanderShirts
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remember when they made him do like a national apology tour because he smoked weed
Michael Phelps ribbed abs outside the pool
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thats just me
Happy bald Wednesday :)
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Is this real? Wow
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One thing Twitter likes to do now is post condensed episodes of shows like greys anatomy or Boston legal from 20 years ago
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jolene for 2026
Clavicular LOST IT after a guy BEGGED him for MERCY in front of his own girlfriend ASKING not to take HIS girl πŸ˜­β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή "I know at the end of the day, you're probably not gonna see her... You have all these other girls." "Are you asking me for mercy?" "There's more fish in the sea."
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i hate gay halloween, what do you mean you're sexy hijab inspired secular accessorization
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AI has so many negatives for so few positives lol
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over the years I have had MANY people do this to me
people who think you’re stupid because you said something stupid as a joke
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Bart's Comet
A 17-year-old NASA intern discovered a planet on his third day Wolf Cukier was examining telescope data when he spotted a strange signal that led to the discovery of a planet orbiting two stars, about 1,300 light-years away
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Did we learn nothing from Renee zellweger
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it's for ME, not for anyone else! It makes ME feel good and thats all that matters πŸ₯°
And y’all called that girl on TikTok who said that β€œif beauty standards told you that you didn’t need your fingers y’all would come up with excuses to cut them off” crazy and yet here is history, proving her right
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i wanna know what men were like "need a girl with a foot like this"
πŸ‡¨πŸ‡³πŸš¨ Pendant 1 000 ANS en Chine, on casse les orteils des petites filles pour garder leurs pieds MINUSCULES, au nom de la BEAUTΓ‰ ! DΓ¨s 5 ou 6 ans, on leur casse les orteils et on les replie sous le pied, serrΓ©s dans des bandes de soie. Le pied idΓ©al mesure environ 7,5 cm, on l'appelle le Β« lotus d'or Β». La derniΓ¨re usine de chaussures pour ces pieds ferme en 1999. (Smithsonian)
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You don't remember people saying the prequels sucked at the time?!
As an older millennial that was a teenager for these movies, I do not remember anybody saying the prequels sucked at the time. That was social media revisionism by nerdy edgelords on social media 10 years later. Episode I is a masterpiece (and Empire is still my favorite)
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JAR JAR BINKS???? are you KIDDING
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