All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x

I know it's just glorified email but Winlink is fun.

Much love to St. Louis but Lincoln said "Fuck it, we go Art Deco" and beats everyone.

Brewers are gonna sweep. This sucks. The only teams that should ever win World Series in the NL Central are St. Louis and maybe Pittsburgh.

Ballon d'Or? More like Balloon Dork

So anyway I come home to find out the cats barfed up hairballs on my bedsheets and comforter. I DECLARE THIS TO BE HORKTOBERFEST

Time to churn the fandoms here, so... What Stand does Malfoid have

30 years ago today, my terminal leave ended. I should have stayed, at least in the Guard or Reserves.

"Anyway here's Wonderwall"

I think I see two reasons why Oregon lost today Dylan Raiola and Oregon's uniforms not being colored some shade of dayglo clown vomit. And I don't think Raiola was the main reason.

Holy crap SIU won

Salukis are playing badly. UNI is matching them crap for crap.

There's almost as many Northern Iowa fans as Saluki fans here today. Last week's loss really demoralized the fanbase.

It's is once again Game Day

Go Rays Only because it's not the Cardinals playing

And yes, I'm gonna run the "Ein reich, ein volk, Einlanta!" joke about the Falcons retro logo into the ground because that's how I ruin jokes that I make.