Mail lady struggle tweets

The only two ways to communicate with me are through mail and email don't even talk to me

*Jumps into a pile of letters and other mail like Scrooge McDuck*

Bec noir killed all my companions and all i got was this stupid ring

WV Update! cantown has unionized. he's been taken prisoner for and i quote 'crimes against cankind'

Mail! you've got mail!

Swag punch a Bitch (My boss)

Swag punch a Bitch (Jade Harley)

murdering on the job

Whenever WV asks why i'm smiling i tell him i saw us all die in a dream :) just a little prank!

bonk bonk bonk bonk *sound of me tapping my dear friend WV's empty head* anyone home?

bec noir tazed himself in the balls yesterday and died

Swag punch a Bitch (Bec noir)

why is Noir always so, bloody? Like i understand he goes around and stabs people for a living but you think he would have the decency to wipe it off after each shanking sesh right?

I'm in Earth- C Margaritaville sipping jack noir's tears please come back later

Kicks Noir in the rear so hard he does a little yelp and flies into the green sun

Noir just asked me to spit on him :anguish:

i'm abab (assigned bitch at birth)

stick your hands through the bars of my doggirl containment cell i promise i wont bite

It's Thankless work, but it's my work

Who is this 'jade harley' and why does she keep calling me bec