chicago parlay

Hmmm so Larkin said I am allowed to live with her but there is a 10pm curfew I’m torn

In 2018, this old head at pickup told me “that’s why you’ll be on the B team for the rest of your life” when I didn’t want to do pushups for turnovers. His son just won a club title as an o line player. I should’ve done the pushups

I’m at the beach

what if instead of chicago parlay we were chicago freakay and we freaked it on the line and kissed

so i lied 🤭

Carmel, IN

only games and final scores today because if i see any spoilers from the usa v colombia women's final i will genuinely cry anyway it's 8 degrees Celsius in fort wayne, indiana and we play @PrionUltimate first at 9am in our fucked up lil pool

parlay at elite select challenge 2024! see you at sectionals 👋

Outcome goal for this weekend: make the bracket for hottest team in the section. We fell short last year but are looking to improve !

All my boys on the team are cuffed 😔😔 but luckily they’re bag fumblers so I just need to wait a month or two 😁😁

My fav part of outdoor recreation in Chicago is breathing in the exhaust from the 8 lane highway on our lake 🥰🥰

this game was for the plot, the one-fivals game of all time, and we take it 10-8 to break seed! gg @clxbttp , good luck on the post season o7

man i was fucking joking bro but its starting to feel like not a joke, we drop another UP against @LoCoultimate 9-10 , although i feel like this is the wrong twitter handle... lol

we have the @NUclaw_ streak of losing universe points, but this time we give it to our friends Love Tractor 12-13 (cant find your twitter, if you see this maybe follow? 👀 we have a few people moving to colorado trying to play)

tough UP loss to @UltiPublicEnemy 10-11 but we stayed strong gg now time to flame drag'n for losing to tower which means we take a sick 4th place in our pool (but by transitive property, we're actually the best team cuz we beat tower who beat drag'n)