Nigel Farage looks like a startled sock puppet being given a non-consensual colonoscopy
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Kissing Nigel Farage would taste like gonnareah flavoured diarrhoea.
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Farage’s bottom row of teeth look like they smell like an 83 year old alcoholic derelict’s Uncle’s gangrenous anus.
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Nigel Farage looks like a genie turned a dead frog into a ventriloquist’s doll.
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Nigel Farage resembles how a haemmeroid would look if Pixar gave it human qualities.
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Nigel Farage looks like what would happen if Pixar gave a heomaroid human qualities.
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Nigel Farage looks like a startled sock puppet being gang raped by ravens.
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Kissing Farage would taste like gonnareah flavoured diarrhoea
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Nigel Farage looks like a genie turned a dead frog into a ventriloquist’s doll.
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Farage’s bottom row of teeth look like they smell like an 83 year old derelict alcoholic’s Uncle’s gangrenous anus.
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Nigel Farage looks like a genie turned a dead frog into a ventriloquist’s doll.
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Farage’s bottom row of teeth look like they smell like an 83 year old homeless derelict’s gangrenous Uncle’s anus.
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Kissing Nigel Farage would taste like gonnareah flavoured diarrhoea, sourced from a flask made of feces.
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The white gunk in the corners of Nigel Farage’s manky mouth is the last remaining toxic semen squeezed out of a walrus which died of dysentery
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Nigel Farage looks like what would happen if Pixar gave a heomaroid human qualities.
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Nigel Farage looks like a startled sock puppet in the process of being gang raped by ravens.
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Wizard Watson’s incredibly exciting form this season is a amazing as ANY player who has EVER played #fact #AFLHawksGiants
The AFL cannot be this incompetent accidentally, surely? Taking goals of blokes after the fact, giving 50’s for crossing the line cms over a line. They MUST be deliberately courting the controversy for clicks & media space/time, which overides what’s good for the #AFLHawksGiants
