Joined November 2023
I’m an Australian and an English citizen. Love both nations. But it was SO English (even with a foreign manager) to be cautious … when the highest stakes were on the line. Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees 🤷🏻‍♂️ #ENGARG #England #Tuchel
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I’m an Australian and an English citizen. Love both nations. But it was SO English (even with a foreign manager) to be cautious … when the highest stakes were on the line. Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Nigel Farage looks like a startled sock puppet being given a non-consensual colonoscopy @haveigotnews
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Kissing Nigel Farage would taste like gonnareah flavoured diarrhoea. @haveigotnews
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Farage’s bottom row of teeth look like they smell like an 83 year old alcoholic derelict’s Uncle’s gangrenous anus. @haveigotnews
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Nigel Farage looks like a genie turned a dead frog into a ventriloquist’s doll. @haveigotnews
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Nigel Farage resembles how a haemmeroid would look if Pixar gave it human qualities. @haveigotnews
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Nigel Farage looks like what would happen if Pixar gave a heomaroid human qualities. @PrivateEyeNews
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Nigel Farage looks like a startled sock puppet being gang raped by ravens. @PrivateEyeNews
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Kissing Farage would taste like gonnareah flavoured diarrhoea @PrivateEyeNews
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Nigel Farage looks like a genie turned a dead frog into a ventriloquist’s doll. @PrivateEyeNews
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Farage’s bottom row of teeth look like they smell like an 83 year old derelict alcoholic’s Uncle’s gangrenous anus. @PrivateEyeNews
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Nigel Farage looks like a genie turned a dead frog into a ventriloquist’s doll. @PolitlcsUK
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Farage’s bottom row of teeth look like they smell like an 83 year old homeless derelict’s gangrenous Uncle’s anus. @PolitlcsUK
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Kissing Nigel Farage would taste like gonnareah flavoured diarrhoea, sourced from a flask made of feces. @PolitlcsUK
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The white gunk in the corners of Nigel Farage’s manky mouth is the last remaining toxic semen squeezed out of a walrus which died of dysentery @PolitlcsUK
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Nigel Farage looks like what would happen if Pixar gave a heomaroid human qualities. @PolitlcsUK
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Nigel Farage looks like a startled sock puppet in the process of being gang raped by ravens. @PolitlcsUK
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Wizard Watson’s incredibly exciting form this season is a amazing as ANY player who has EVER played #fact #AFLHawksGiants
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The AFL cannot be this incompetent accidentally, surely? Taking goals of blokes after the fact, giving 50’s for crossing the line cms over a line. They MUST be deliberately courting the controversy for clicks & media space/time, which overides what’s good for the #AFLHawksGiants
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