ALT A gold-framed vintage photograph of a cat lying on a cane-woven wooden-backed chair with a wooden back. They are facing the camera with their little front paws with white sock markings under the chin.

ALT Prof P is shopping at the supermarket. He has a metal basket of groceries. He is cruising past some produce while wearing a grey tank top grey shorts and some silver tentacles that come forom the waist of the shorts and t-shirt. This is a very silly AI image.

ALT Prof P is relaxing in front of a very retro TV which casts his soothing glow over him in his armchair and over the rest of the room. (Though he wears a comfy blue tracksuit or sweatsuit depending on your dialect he has left his fancy black leather shoes on!)

ALT In a pink room, a desk is up against a wall. There are shelves of books and a pot plant and the top shelf has a framed embroidery which has flowers and the words ‘No scrubs[. The desk part is occupied by a computer. On the screen is a love heart. The title reads ‘You research has a crush on you.’

ALT Prof Partout is in his bathroom blow drying his hair. He claims he is not doing that though. The title reads {Monday. I’m not blowdrying my hair. I am warming up my brain.

ALT The front of the barber shop in London called Barber Streisand. I shamelessy stile this picture from the internet.

ALT Prof Partout sits in a cafe working on his laptop. Behind him of a leather upholstered wall is a neon sign that reads ‘Strong coffee served here’. At the bottom of the picture is the title ‘Monday, choose your workspace wisely.’

ALT Professor P sits at his desk working on his laptop. Behind him another Professor P, his clone or maybe his conscience, is holding up a stop sign like they use on the street. Underneath a title reads. ‘Friday. Remind yourself to take a break this weekend.’