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STL Sport Teams & MIZ Enthusiast. Here to complain when my teams are shit 馃ぃ

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Joined April 2017
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UFL wish list for the 2026 season: 1. Hire an effective marketing department. Or any marketing department honestly. 2. Bring back the For The Love of Football slogan (assuming they鈥檙e able to use it) 3. Kickoff the week after the Super Bowl. 4. Put some teams in non-NFL cities.
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Eliminated from CFB contention after the first game in November back to back years. One of these years, this team might find a way to still be in contention around Thanksgiving. Until then, bring on the Texas Bowl, the Liberty Bowl, or whatever other mid Bowl game they鈥檒l get.
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Today is one of those games you can definitely say the zebras had their hands on. But at the same time, 2 missed FGs, a blocked punt, a near muffed punt that ended the game. You also had two drives in the 4th with a tie game & did nothing. This team just doesn鈥檛 have it. #mizzou
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Fire the fucking special teams coordinator (again)
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Mizzou could have a 5 on 1 fast break and they would still find a way to put up the most contested layup of all time.
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Drink Makes Me Drink retweeted
ST. LOUIS IS YOUR 2026 US OPEN CUP CHAMPIONS 馃弳
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Is every player on the Columbus Crew allergic to staying on their feet? Holy shit it鈥檚 flop city.
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I hate games coming down to flags but I don鈥檛 know how you can keep the flag in your pocket on the last play of ND/BYU. DB had two arms draped all over the receiver completing impeding his ability to catch the ball.
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Welp just watched the ACC rig a game on national TV to keep Miami undefeated. Insane to call that a hold.
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Mizzou, STL SC, and the Blues all held a lead at some point in their respective games today. Do you think any of them came up with a victory? Sure didn鈥檛.
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The thing I can鈥檛 stand about these #mizzou losses w/Drink is they never go out fighting. I can live with losing if you make some aggressive, but wrong calls. A 4th down play or 2 you don鈥檛 convert. But it鈥檚 never that. Always making the safe call on the way to a certain loss.
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Thank God Drink got his coveted top 10 win for his resume against an overhyped and overrated Florida team because his team has gone right back to pissing down their legs in big games again.
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Get down to the three yard line then go negative, negative, incomplete, and missed chip shot field goal. Sounds about right for a #mizzou team playing in an important road game.
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Would be a great time for the D-Line to realize there鈥檚 a football game being played right now.
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Time to see what this team can do facing adversity on the road against a good team.
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Pitiful backcheck by the #stlblues on odd man rushes tonight. Lazy.
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Drink Makes Me Drink retweeted
UNBEATEN SINCE MAY 馃毃 @stlCITYsc ties the MLS record for the longest unbeaten run across all competitions with 20.
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Drink Makes Me Drink retweeted
21' | HOLSE HAT TRICK!!!! 馃く #AllForCITY x @EdwardJones
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