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Great to see the celebrations in the towns across Mayo and thousands welcoming their heroes home. But at the end of the day they've only won 1 All Ireland. Fellas wouldn't be let read at mass in Kerry with that many.
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Enoch Burke typical Mayo man suffers defeat after defeat but ultimately keeps coming back. Will he finally get through them gates tomorrow?
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Just back from a round of golf; any sport on tv today? You would really miss the World Cup.
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Just checked into the hotel in Dublin for All Ireland final weekend. They happen to be hosting another lesbian wedding today Never seen so many bridesmaids at a wedding before There was 5 of them altogether The 2 O'Sheas, Cillian O'Connor, Alan Dillon and fecking Andy Moran
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First meeting of Kerry v Dublin in Championship since 2023. Great buzz about the city today. Always have great time for the Dublin fans. Just got chatting a Ballymun man outside Fagans. A great GAA man. Just the 8 convictions between us.
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Just landed in Drumcondra in anticipation of Dublin v Kerry in the 2nd/3rd place playoff. Now that Mayo have declared themselves All Ireland Champions after beating Tailteann Cup team Louth.
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Congratulations to Mayo an absolutely relentless display by them. They are every womans dream. Nearly always get past a semi. And always come second in the end.
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Great to see Mayo are back at the top again. They've a massive following on the streets of Dublin today. Pity the burger vans of Druncondra didn't sell ham sandwiches and flasks of tea as they'd make a killing today.
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Just landed in Dublin for the All Ireland semi finals. I always wondered what a Cavan man chewing a wasp would sound like. But no more as I got chatting an Ardee man on the street today.
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The cheek of Donal Og Cusack asking Joe Canning how many All Irelands Medals he was won when he has only won 3 himself. I'd find that many down the back of me couch.
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Tough week for the Cork GAA fans losing a Quarter Final and Semi Final in the Football and Hurling respectively. What do they do for the rest of the summer now? At least the Olympics is in 2 years and them Rowers from Skibereen might actually get something for finishing second.
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In Dublin this weekend for the hurling Stayed in the same hotel as the Cork Hurlers. Was chatting the hotel manager and he told me they were hosting a lesbian wedding today. Which is great to see Not sure if theres more bridesmaids at the lesbian wedding or in the Cork Squad
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Great to see such hype around Louth in the buildup to the All Ireland Semi finals in a weeks time. Got chatting to a diehard Louth fan on the street yesterday. He was an Ardee man and couldn't wait for the game next Saturday. His English was actually pretty good too.
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All this talk of Mexico's record at the Azteca Stadium and the advantages of playing at high altitude. Makes me wonder why didnt Cork rebuild Pairc ui Chaoimh in the Galtee mountains or somewhere.  They might have won something in the last 15 years if they did.
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Shocking performance from Cork footballers yesterday. Great to see them upholding their tradition of not coming out of the dressing rooms for the 2nd half. They'd want to be gone out them by the time their hurlers play next week though.
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Had a brief chat with Andy Moran in the Croke Park hotel after the game yesterday evening, he was in jubilent form as expected.  Great to chat to such an enthusiastic football man similar to myself. Just the 8 All Irelands and 3 counties between us.
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Great to see ourselves and Dublin in an All Ireland final again and a chance to renew a great rivalry. Mayo v Louth in the Tailteann Cup final also.
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I dont understand the people slagging off Sean Fitzgerald for going on Love Island. I think he's made the right decision. He has a better chance of getting beyond a Semi on Love Island than he does with Galway.
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Congratulations to Andy Moran who becomes Mayo's first outside Manager since Mickey Moran in the early 2000's.
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I got more points on my license for eating an ice cream whilst driving down the M8 than Cork got in that second half.
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