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Patch Clark?

@PatchClark

actually a super-robot comprised of 5 smaller robots, all piloted by martial arts practicing teens from the local high school...

 Lincoln, NE
Joined August 2010
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We don’t know what “it” is, but we do know that it “whoomp”
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The piano cover of “Nothing Else Matters” playing at the airport is making me feel like I’m in a film student’s art project right now
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The beginning of Late Night with the Devil is just that one Family Guy bit
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Watching my kitten navigate her new home is like watching someone play a 3D Platformer for the first time.
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Wishing a happy “Dimension 20: Fantasy High: Junior Year: Season Finale: Part Two’s Eve” to all who celebrate.
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Watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes yesterday and I love that they placed little nods to a space mission gone wrong. I don’t know what the time jump is for Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes, but feels about time for this little easter egg to pay off finally.
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**write a cohesive story
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Update: my fiancée is leaving me for this tweet.
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jz2 (@mixedgrass666) profile picturejz2@mixedgrass66613 Apr 2024
The only thing we ever get on the trail cam is me walking to the barn
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Wait until there are 2-3 more of these events happening at the same time
The Photoshop Guy (@Photoshop_Gy) profile pictureThe Photoshop Guy@Photoshop_Gy9 Apr 2024
So uh yeah fellow Helldivers, I think were in trouble.
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HELLDIVERS 2 Updates (@Helldivers2HQ) profile pictureHELLDIVERS 2 Updates@Helldivers2HQ8 Apr 2024
In one of the last Automaton Missions a fellow Helldiver took this picture, he called it "the last Automaton" | #Helldivers2 🔗 0bsidianBlack
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“That’s America’s Ass”
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"It's over, Penguin. You and Poison Ivy are going back to Arkham where you belong"
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Laugh all you want but these are the respective Republican and Democrat presidential nominees for 2028
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brendan (@dr_whobacca) profile picturebrendan@dr_whobacca28 Mar 2024
someone photoshop this into the Arrival poster
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vincent van gogh
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I always forget how dope Home Alone 3 is
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Backstage, seconds before curtain goes up on our opening song, one of my co-hosts in her ballgown and high heels gasps… “Cough drop!! Cough drop in my mouth!!” So I walked over, stuck out my hand, said “spit”, then ran for the nearest trash can. That’s showbiz babyeee
Bruno (@ThePopStage) profile pictureBruno@ThePopStage24 Mar 2024
Here's JLO spitting chewing gum into her assistant's hand in the middle of New York City. Such rude and nasty behavior. There is no reason to treat your employees like this.
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According to the Set Assistant in the video - Jennifer spit her gum out into a tissue at the assistant’s request because filming was about to begin on the movie Second Act and Jennifer couldn’t leave her mark. This is a common practice between actors and on set assistants. x.com/tnassiri/statu…
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After years of joggers and sweatshorts - I keep forgetting that when you wear jeans, you’re supposed to close the hole in the front with the uh…um…the zippy thingy.
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the conflict-avoidant friend trying to will my drunk ass away from the karaoke machine
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Unrelated, but it always cracks me up remembering that Nickleback is Canadian, because that explains why they would think that “story” rhymes with “soorry”
Rob (@robrousseau) profile pictureRob@robrousseau11 Mar 2024
This is why they want to ban tik tok
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