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Lazy Suicide has people who haven't read a book in years asking for recommendations
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I hear a lot of people are dressing up as the Memeler for Halloween this year.
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I misspelled "Macaulay" in this title A version with the correct spelling appears early in lazy suicide (back patio press, 2026) Thank you @sarpsozdinler @IncredibleCulk will always be the best culkin
Before tomorrow's new edition, make sure to read our recent contributor Alex Rost's (@arost154) freaky piece, "McCauley Will Always Be The Best Culkin," in @MaudlinHouse. 🔗👇
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Enjoying this. It made me glad I’m not a man. @PatioBack
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My proctologist killed himself right after my last appointment.
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I reviewed "Lazy Suicide" by @arost154 @PatioBack
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Finally, someone is reprinting Troy James Weaver's iconic novel Temporal. It's one of the coolest and darkest books you'll ever read. Preorders open now
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The anus is for sex and pooping is the purest form of masturbation
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Maybe there’s more to life than sucking dick… SIKE.
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This one is called "The Dad and The Fridge." Thank you @xraylitmag for picking it up
read this story by Alex Rost @arost154 ! it's about a dad & a fridge -- i don't wanna give away the funny premise "...he flashes the grin he saves special for when he’s fucking someone over. The salesman smiles back and it’s the same kind of smile." xraylitmag.com/the-dad-and-t…
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Incredible camerawork Excellent stream Great book
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I held it in for four days.
As always, if you promise to post a pornographic video of yourself peeing on our new book, Lazy Suicide by Alex Rost, we'll send you two copies for free. One to read and one to pee. That's the Back Patio Guarantee 💯
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