Built for comfort, not for speed. MUFC fan but not the man who played for them. Author of "The Paper Life They Lead: Stories" on Arc Pair Press.
Allentown, PA
Joined March 2014
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My book! Available for sale on 4/17-aka tax day! nitter.gq/arcpairpress/status/98…
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"I remember when that girl turned ape at the state fair. The witch doctor hexed her good in the tent. She fell into a trance & grew hairy and large. We chanted, “Gorilla, Gorilla,” but the man with the bullhorn always looked worried." -Patrick Crerand mrbullbull.com/newbull/flash…
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"At my public rallies, I’ve always done my best to rile up disaffected voters with needlessly violent rhetoric. So imagine my shock when a disaffected voter showed up to one of my public rallies and committed a needless act of violence."
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Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders: It's time to unionize. defector.com/dallas-cowboys-…
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Here is the "Doonesbury" cartoon that Gannett removed from ALL of their newspapers this past Sunday. That's almost 400 news papers including USA Today.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Gannett did not remove this strip in particular. It had already removed Doonesbury from the list of comic strips available to newspapers in the chain. cbr.com/doonesbury-com…
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"When babies die at a church school, it is time for us to move beyond thoughts and prayers. Remind our lawmakers of the words of the British statesman Edmund Burke: 'All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good people to do nothing.'"
-- Senate @Chaplain_Black #Nashvile
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Roy Keane has his say on the #onelovearmband debate...
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Online conference Nov 5. FREE. Streaming live from 10:00AM - 8:00 PM EST:
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youtube.com/c/AMightyBlaze
Complete schedule: fgcu.edu/siwc/schedule
NO REGISTRATION OR SIGNUP NECESSARY. JUST TUNE IN AT THE SITES AND TIMES ABOVE.
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RT by Monday, August 22 for a chance to win this signed Blu-ray of VISION QUEST from @WarnerArchive. I’ll pick one winner and announce next #ModineMonday. Good luck! #wrestling
Thanks to @JamesTateHill for taking this little short short. Happy to be in @monkeybicycle again with some other great writers!
ON THE SITE TODAY: One-Sentence Stories from @PatrickCrerand, @LindaCMcMullen, @WendyEWallace1, @neonpajamas, and more!
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ON THE SITE TODAY: One-Sentence Stories from @PatrickCrerand, @LindaCMcMullen, @WendyEWallace1, @neonpajamas, and more!
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Here we go! Retweet for your chance at a Los Pollos Hermanos #BreakingBad apron! Followers only. If you win, post selfie wearing it would be awesome!
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You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from.
- Cormac McCarthy, 'No Country for Old Men'
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"Besides the United States, the only other countries with no paid maternity leave are the Marshall Islands, Micronesia, Nauru, Palau, Papua New Guinea, Suriname and Tonga." nytimes.com/2021/10/25/upsho…
Patrick Crerand retweeted
Vietnam: 58,200 American deaths
Florida: 47,000+ deaths from COVID
Retweet & quote retweet:
#FloridaIsVietnam
NEW VIDEO: #FloridaIsVietnam
Under @GovRonDeSantis Covid Deaths in Florida will surpass American deaths during *ENTIRE* Vietnam war.
We need your RETWEET and QUOTE RETWEET.
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Retweet if you think Ron DeSantis should stop threatening to defund our schools to hype his presidential run, and start doing his job to protect all Floridians.