Patrick Halleron · Aug 6, 2023 · 4:40 AM UTC

Burn down the House.

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Patrick Halleron · Aug 6, 2023 · 4:38 AM UTC

Bring back Doodle Jump ✊

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Patrick Halleron · Jul 20, 2023 · 4:47 AM UTC

America Runs on Dunkin, I run on Dunkin.

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Patrick Halleron · Jun 26, 2023 · 5:41 AM UTC

Yup… you better believe it

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Patrick Halleron · Jun 14, 2023 · 2:51 AM UTC

At what point is it OK to ask the stranger next to me in the movie theater if they are going to finish their popcorn?

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Patrick Halleron · Jun 6, 2023 · 11:00 PM UTC

Congrats to Roger Goodell for now being only the second worst commissioner in sports

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Patrick Halleron · May 27, 2023 · 2:08 AM UTC

What kind of a Dunkin Donuts is closed at 9 PM on a Friday??!?!

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Patrick Halleron · May 18, 2023 · 3:37 AM UTC

Fire + Mumford and Sons

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Patrick Halleron · May 7, 2023 · 3:58 AM UTC

I’m the greatest fooseball player on the planet

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McDonald's · Oct 24, 2022 · 4:24 PM UTC

Patrick Halleron retweeted

the mcrib is coming back 10.31 but this is its farewell tour

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McDonald's · Oct 27, 2021 · 5:43 PM UTC

Patrick Halleron retweeted

this may be the most important post u see all year: the McRib is back earn free food when u order with the app

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Patrick Halleron · Jan 10, 2021 · 11:15 PM UTC

Goodell should be in jail