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The last time Republicans had a governing trifecta in Illinois was 1996. Over the last 23 years, Democrats have held a trifecta in Illinois for all but four of them (and that was nearly 10 years ago), and during that time they’ve never once lost control of either chamber of the state legislature. I imagine next we’ll hear California Democrats blame the GOP for the state’s mass exodus.
After years of GOP dysfunction, I took office and rebuilt Illinois. 8 balanced budgets. 12 credit upgrades. Bills backlog cleared. $2B+ Rainy Day Fund.
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On Saturday I told you Austin was outvoting West Texas. The gap got WIDER. Travis County: 27.0% of voters have voted. Ector: 12.9%. Midland: 18.6%. Andrews: 14.9%. Winkler: 5.0%. Permian Basin, you've got until Friday. Fix it. We can't afford to surrender to a single Marxist.
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BREAKING: Brazilian police have seized the passport of Senator Flávio Bolsonaro who recently lost the election too Lula creating a travel ban. What…
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Betting markets are totally useless. You'll see these charts 100 times in a week.
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Oh.
Regardless of which war criminal becomes prime minister, Palestinians living under Israeli apartheid will continue to face genocide, land theft, and erasure. We cannot accept lies, excuses, or half-measures from our leaders. We must impose a full arms embargo and sanctions until Palestine is free.
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Patrick_Squarepants retweeted
OTD in 1991, Jack Morris turned in arguably the best big-game performance ever 😤 Morris threw 10 scoreless innings in Game 7 of the World Series as the Twins beat the Braves 1-0 in one of the most dramatic Postseason games of all time. Scattering 7 hits and striking out 8, Morris became just the 3rd pitcher to throw a shutout of more than 9 innings in the World Series, joining Christy Mathewson (1913) and Clem Labine (1956) The @Twins won the game in the bottom of the 10th on Gene Larkin’s pinch-hit single to give Minnesota its second World Series championship in five years.
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Replying to @CBSNews
Sorry but this is dumb. A 14 year old can take care of the other kids. Stop criminalizing people who are doing their best.
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🚨 BOOM! President Trump just nailed it in Texas: "7 days from now, the people of Texas are going to DEFEAT Democrat communist James Talarico. We're going to reelect Governor Greg Abbott, we're going to reelect Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick." "And we are going to elect one of the greatest attorney generals...Attorney General KEN PAXTON!" 🔥 Talarico is literally on tape calling capitalism an "oppressive system" that needs to be "dismantled" and praised Mamdani. He wants to trans kids. Texas is NOT GOING FOR THAT.
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Great job @KenPaxtonTX! You’ve been so good on this issue; God bless you
BREAKING: The nation’s first-ever Detransition Clinic is now open as a result of my historic settlement with Texas Children’s Hospital.
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Patrick_Squarepants retweeted
Maybe the guys who endorsed and backed an abusive Nazi don't have the best ideas on what is in the best interests of Jews, much less demanding a moral obligation from them.
Lovett: I just want to be very clear: Jews in Michigan have a moral obligation to support Abdul. They should do it to protect themselves from antisemitism and rising hatred in America.
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I feel terrible for people who had a traumatic childhood. I didn’t have a hard childhood at all, but man this weird kid who visits me in my dreams every night sure did.
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Very interesting. Looking forward to analyzing the Palestinian election odds when they come out.
NEW ALL-TIME LOW: Benjamin Netanyahu’s odds to be the Prime Minister of Israel after the 2026 election drop to 12%
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Things I love about Tombstone: - Kurt Russell leaving his boring wife for some rando skank and this is presented as heroic - It came out in 1993 but Sam Elliott looks exactly the same as he does now - Everything Val Kilmer does - Everything Billy Zane does - The opening scene where the bad guys come into town and shoot everyone at a wedding. I stood up and CHEERED. You could have ended the movie right there and I would have been happy. - How Earp’s lunatic Revenge Tour of Murder was pretty much real and the cops had to be like hey … you’re not actually allowed to do that.
145 years ago today: 30 seconds in a dusty Tombstone lot gave us the most famous shootout in American history. And it didn't even happen at the O.K. Corral. Listen for yourself:
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The fact that people watched this movie and fell for her shtick is exactly how Elizabeth Holmes was valued at billions of dollars for a scam product that couldn't work.
It’s a very good movie but if your takeaway is that Elizabeth Holmes might be a neurodivergent victim I think you have forcibly disconnected yourself from reality. More specifically, she *obviously* gets The Who’s on First joke—and is profoundly motivated to pretend she doesn’t.
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Yesterday I stood at the site of the Central Park attack and called for a reckoning. A woman was approached by a man with a knife, dragged into a wooded area, and sexually assaulted. Violence against women has surged under Letitia James. Domestic violence is up. Strangulation incidents are up. Orders of protection are up. Rape is up. Across the state, I’ve had women tell me they don’t feel safe walking to school, walking to the bus station, walking around at night. I’ve talked to a grandmother in Buffalo whose granddaughter was threatened at gunpoint during a carjacking. I’ve talked to college girls in Binghamton who described severely mentally ill and drug-addicted individuals trying to attack them at the bus station. I’ve talked to homeless women in Syracuse who worry about being sexually assaulted at homeless shelters. I’ve talked to aunties in Queens who tell me that they are being targeted for chain-snatchings and their homes are being targeted for burglaries because of the jewelry inside. Women have pulled me aside at events upstate to tell me about domestic violence situations they could not escape because our broken bail laws result in attackers being released and going back home the same day. Where is our attorney general? When confronted on these issues, she has no answers. Letitia James has failed the women of New York. It’s time for a change at AG.
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Oh you mean the ex-Vice reporter deliberately cut out all the bits that made her argument look pathetic? I'm shocked.
A conversation with @60Minutes on rapists and murderers, which they declined to include.
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Latin American news is reporting that Flavio Bolsonaro has escaped Brazil. Crossed the border to Argentina and took a private flight to the United States.
🚨FLAVIO BOLSONARO LOGRÓ ESCAPAR DE LA DICTADURA DE LULA DA SILVA Cruzó la frontera hacia Misiones y de ahí se tomó un vuelo privado a Estados Unidos. En Brasil se terminó la democracia.
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The DSA rolled up to the Hasan Piker event. This is the Democrat Party now.
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Replying to @jpmorgan
@jpmorgan Do not know the truth behind the firing of US citizens over H1Bs, but if it is true than it should be investigated! JPMC laid off lot of IT workers across US locations in small batches yesterday and more are expected today! @VP @StephenM @USLaborIG reddit.com/r/JPMorganChase/c…
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The thing I respect about China is that if they found out a "religious" group was talking about conquering them in their own country and murdering them for their race they would deal with it the same day.
BREAKING - UK police are refusing to arrest a Nottingham iman after he called for Muslims in the UK and other white nations to take up arms in jihad to carry out preemptive strikes against white people and white nations.
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