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Haven’t watched a 10 minute clip on twitter in forever but I watched every second of this and you should too. @jonstewart is a gifted activist.
The old woman sitting next to me at the doctors office smells like bacon. Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Robinson?
This Thursday night! Nerd Comedy Night at El Tejate in Carlsbad. I will be telling you everything you ever wanted to know about the science behind a good meatball. 7pm Show time. facebook.com/tonycalabrese/p…
In 62 years I have only walked out of two movies. Knives Out might be the single most boring movie of all time. It makes Ice Castles look like an action thriller. I lasted an hour and then said I’m done. And my... facebook.com/786554720/posts…
Next Thursday night in Carlsbad! Food and laughs! Nerd Comedy Night. facebook.com/tonycalabrese/p…
This sums up my complete view of politics today. youtu.be/e9mf3Bypyk8 youtu.be/e9mf3Bypyk8
Did you know I can life insurance from Colonial Penn for just $9.95 a month?
How much life insurance?
Twelve dollars...
I have to pay better attention to the news. I think I just heard Nancy Pelosi talking about a candle that smelled like a peach.
We are almost sold out. My guess is they will all be gone by the end of the week. Don't wait until the last minute to order tickets. Use the form on the event page to order your tickets. Email [email protected] or [email protected]. facebook.com/tonycalabrese/p…
I encourage every San Diegan to help put a stop to these insane bike lanes and the $90 million dollars wasted by SANDAG and the proposed $1 trillion, that’s right “trillion” dollar plan for high speed rail in San Diego. These idiots need to be... disbandsandag.com/
Gweneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina reminds me of the Karate Kid. Wax on wax off.
(I apologize I just had to get one joke out of my system. I’m going back to my pizza now.)
Had a great time sharing the stage with these funny folks last night at the Irvine Improv! Thank you Jim Taylor for always putting together a great show!!! facebook.com/tonycalabrese/p…
I have never been more scared in my life. I almost had a stroke. I haven’t watched the news for a week and I hear Trump got rid of the salami! I swear I couldn’t breathe for a minute. I dropped to my knees and... facebook.com/786554720/posts…