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el miercoles deberia ser para siempre 🍑🚬 https://nitter.gq/t.co/feBYBBO0QS

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Joined July 2018
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youtube.com/watch?v=I7_p0sIe… He resumido el primer episodio de super miercoles por el aniversario de un año. Denle amor y hago mas resumés ❤️
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The reason IT support people are so bitter is that YOU (I mean YOU) cannot rationally describe the problem: You: The Internet is down IT: How do you know the Internet is down? You: I can't get email. IT: Is it possible that the email servers are down and the Internet is working just fine? Can you visit Twitter on your browser? You: Yes, I can visit the twitter website. IT: Is there any reason other than email to believe the Internet is down? You: The last time I couldn't get email it was because the Internet was down. The fact that IT doesn't call you a blithering idiot on every support call demonstrates saintly restraint, even if a little bit of their frustration leaks through.
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Replying to @EsqueletoPosteo
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The architect and the builder, they arrive calmly from their escalator with a sense of purpose 🪜
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愛 (ai) means love in Japanese. I doubt whether AI (Artificial Intelligence) understands the concept of love.
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one will forever protect you and be your best friend, who are you picking
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hello GIVEAWAY TIME once again 🎉 AUSTRALIUM Black Box (signed by heavy :) and x5 Mann Co. Supply Crate Keys just retweet 🔄 to enter winners announced in 72 hours use code heavyfortres in fortnight arrrr rffff roooo ahhhfhh.,
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Replying to @LocalBateman
Good morning LocalBateman
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Adiós putos de mierda
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LE HE CONSEGUIDO SACAR UNA FOTO POR FIN
Por algún motivo hay en mi ciudad un camión blanco con imágenes de esqueletos muy duras pero como super mal puestas. Nunca le he podido hacer una foto porque siempre que lo veo voy conduciendo así que he hecho una recreación artística de cómo es:
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NO TE CREO JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ ESO SI ES UN ECLIPSE Y NO LO DE BERSERK
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olvide que es 1 de abril y no hice directo de el april fools update 😭😭😭
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