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Watching @FootballOn5. Clinton Morrison has me reminiscing about @SteveClaridge with undue fondness. Still, #MOTD next year. #twitterclarets
I liked a @YouTube video youtu.be/EjmqoGPR4To?a Cars 2 Full Movie English Version
After 12 months of a shiny faced berk making pointless, petty demands I'm surprised it isn't the rest of the EU having a #Brexit referendum
Imagine being a Leicester fan right now, unsure whether this is real or the result of a particularly strong batch of LSD
I'm assuming @firstdirecthelp 's award winning customer service is the result of surveying people who've never had to call them
Bit breezy out there. Optimistic of seeing some gurning simpletons in a car park being wiped out by flying debris. #deadlineday
Not wanting to take anything away from @scottyarf but I'm chalking that one up as a $hackell own goal. #twitterclarets #dcfc
We're all used to #dcfc disintegrating halfway through a season, now they're doing it half way through matches too #twitterclarets
Another screamer! What happened to the pragmatic, keep it tight approach I've come to tolerate as long as results merit it? #twitterclarets
Super goal from Arfield, thoroughly deserved too. Long time since I've seen Burnley dominate from the off like this #twitterclarets
Marginally offside ut rank defending nonetheless. Wonder which aspect Mourinho will focus on? #CHEvBOU
Could have turned that one off after 4 minutes. Should have just offered both sides a point this morning and saved everyone the effort.
The Poyet #BHAFC team were much easier on the eye than this lot despite all the cynical playacting & fouls he encouraged #twitterclarets
Looking at that #QPR lineup it's absolutely criminal that they're in the bottom half of the Championship. No wonder Ramsey was sacked
What's the point of Ken Livingstone's "unreserved apology"? Dragged out of him after repeatedly denying any wrongdoing. Utterly meaningless.
Why do England lose all basic footballing ability when they get into the final third? Scuffed shots / passes & often can't even trap a ball
Quite looking forward to 80,000 people who'd struggle to order a croissant attempting to sing La Marseillaise. Oh, and the football #ENGvFRA
Do some buttons up as well, you prat. You're on telly, not in a 3* Benidorm hotel. #XFactor