Paul

I’m that confident guy that always smiles and is a bit cheeky and flirty, all while falling apart on the inside. #mentalhealthawareness

Happy 6th Birthday to my boy 🖤

Custard doughnuts in the microwave for 10 seconds are dreamy

Good morning He’s needing to sleep with me so I can keep an eye on his sore leg. One of us had a much better sleep than the other and you can guess who that was

Had 3 custard doughnuts and a coffee for tea and the only thing stopping me eating the other 2 is that I know I’ll appreciate them tomorrow

Dogs sleeping behind me on his back, with his mouth open, sounds like the predator is stood behind me breathing 😭

Literally does not matter who the head coach, or manager is when these clowns are sat above them making the decisions.

Since Wilcox makes all the decisions…on transfers, style of play etc give the job to him and let’s see how long he lasts

I’m literally just here to be life lessons for people in one way or another I’m sure of it

I love Carrick, I want him to do well. I’d love nothing more than an ex player succeeding as United manager and winning trophies and competing in the league. But he and his team really need to start training these players how to defend properly

The cheer for Dalot being subbed was the only decent thing about that game

Proud of myself for drinking until 2am and not being sick 😅

Day drinking into night drinking! If you see me out, buy me a drink I’m poor Be good…and if you can’t be good, be good at being bad

You can only have one for the rest of your life, which are you choosing?