Robin! ⭐️

Sweetest girl you’ve ever met be like “aww im nothing special” and then she’s actually everything good that the world has to offer. Brightest ray of sunshine that’s ever met the earths soil btw.

I feel like I’m genuinely stressing people out with this lmaooo

How hard is it to replace a car battery

“Can oomfs foomf?” Eemfs can feemf on my geemf I don’t care 😭

“You’re the worst” “Meanie” “Shut uppp!”

Do you think if you were a small fish like organism and there were millions of you and you were trying to hire somebody to do a job for you you’d say “it’s hard to find good kelp these days”

She’s such a fun shape

“30 fps vs 60 fps” how about 30 strokes on my-ffmmm fuck… oh my god pplease don’t stop pleasedont- s-stop. I’m almost.. I’m-

Coworker used ⭐️ 🖤 🍲 🐈‍⬛ to describe me I am incredibly flattered

For a moment I thought on danbooru was another way of saying on god

Carpet tunnel in my freaking hand

Birthday girl gets the first slice!!

I can change the 23 in my bio to 24 today and I know at least one of you will get a little horny over that

Stupidly attracted to this woman

Need to walk more! The dog needs to go for walks who would have thought

Hatch your hengirl oomf eggs NOW

Dude, fuck yes

Friend sent a letter to me all the way from Washington for my birthday and sprayed the letter with her perfume, still smells like her even after travelling to the other side of the world. So I guess I’m bawling my eyes out tonight

“Top ten bunnies” all at once?… 😵‍💫