most interesting person in the world
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So apparently jj feeney has only just finalised her divorce from the creepy ex dom, which begs the question, how did she marry the definitely not here for a visa Algerian boy-toy if the divorce wasn’t final?
Love seeing how excited and enthusiastic Elon musk gets when revealing the latest Uber car that can definitely fly and is super real and totally not fake at all
If there was even the slightest chance Shane Gillies might look in my direction and call me a whore, then I might actually go to the gym
Just when I thought I had become totally desensitised to world suffering due to the media coverage everyday bombarding us with massacre, war and famine, this suddenly shocked me into the true depths of suffering. My god. What a tragedy to witness.
The fact I haven’t experienced a disruptive passenger while on a plane is godly intervention because the rage that boils inside me when hearing about them online is palpable, if I was there in real life I’d likely combust from pure rage and everyone is going down.
Whichever party announces they’ll pass a law that would enforce anyone over 30 using terms like “type shit” or “clout chaser” with criminal charges & steep fines without mercy - gets my vote.
It’s crazy that the first thing Caitlin Jenner did after transitioning was crash her car in an accident killing someone & then somehow got awarded woman of the year as if women worldwide haven’t spent millennia driving like shit without so much as a pat on the back in recognition
Dolly, Tim and Yayoi all in a week. Wherever the next place is, it’s undeniably a beautiful place now 🕊️💔
Just got a pretty legit sounding phone call from a “Google representative” claiming fraudulent activity on my Google account. Sent me a verification code to “deactivate” the alleged hackers & asked me to relay the code - red flag shot up so I asked for a verification email to
Perez Hilton was always a fucking nightmare. Keep that man locked away forever for the love of Christ
I’d be keen on a Mandela effect where I wake up and suddenly the world never gave a fuck about soccer. Stop messing with abstract details in 90s kids films, start tuning the matrix for something I can enjoy.
Has there ever been a time when these fucking alert warnings actually warn us for impending storms because these tests are a great way to desensitise us to never take them seriously ever again
The world will miss you so much Naynay, your laugh & smile was the soul of every place you graced. No one will replace your beautiful light, those who were blessed to experience it will forever be grateful they got those moments with you. Rest easy & may your spirit carry on x
