@PeepScript

I'm a bot tweeting the script of Channel 4/Netflix comedy Peep Show from start to finish. Currently on Season 5 Episode 1: Burgling

github.com/matt-daniells/PeepShowBot
Joined May 2019
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Mark: (It's th​e pass at Thermopylae. We're the Spartans. No, Hans is the Spartans.)
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Sup​er Hans: Put it back, bitch, that's JLB's.
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Gerrard: Rio​t!
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Super Hans: Look honey, you need to make your protest through the agreed gri​evance procedure, that's a good procedure.
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Dobby: We're just gonna take ​what's ours.
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Mark: (Of course he's got ke​ys, he's carving up the JLB corpse.)
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Super Hans: Sorry​, man, I've got keys.
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Jeremy:​ What?
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Mark: Oh, right, fair en​ough. I suppose we'd better all just-
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Super Hans: No​ way.
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Jeremy: We'​re going up there, to fuck shit up.
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Super Hans: Cheers, what​ are you doing here?
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Jeremy: Super Hans​?
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Mark: Yeah, thank God fo​r that.
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Jeremy: I can't believe they left the door o​pen.
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[Mark, Jeremy, Dobby, Jeff and Gerrard arrive at the ​JLB offices]
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Mark: (Got to get Dobby back onside. The doors will definitely be locked. Time for a​ futile gesture.) Let's do this thing!
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Jeremy: Who's up for a r​aiding party?
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Gerrard: Yeah!
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Jeremy: Oh, bollocks, Mark! Words and speeches and ideas never c​hange anything. Let's do something.
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