Jokes of the Pen

Why didn't the pen move? It was stationery.

What's an old Pen's sense of humour like? Dry.

Have you noticed that pens are more expensive than they they use to be? You could say there has been an INKrease in price.

How did the pen get through the door? It was oPEN.

How do you make love to a biro? PENetrate it

Never make a fountain pen a three course meal..........they'll only nibble at it

What is a biro's favourite expression? PENsive

Why was the pen smash his lid? It was full of PEN TOP rage.

bet it looks inkredible

2) What type of Pen gets you the wettest? A PENis

1) What type of Pen gets you the wettest? A Fountain Pen

@juliabcdefgh some very gr8 puns from you right now, bet you were pensive when coming up with them

@juliabcdefgh haha didn't realise I was on this account, thanks for inkluding me in this tweet

What's a pen's favourite colour? pINK

What was the shaver interested in the pen? Because they have a BIC in common

What's a pirates favourite pen? A paper-mateyyy

Why was the pen so dim witted? Because it wasn't a Sharpie

What kind of pens park their cars? Parker pens

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