Replying to @HeedMywordx
I just woke up at 4am and tiptoed past their rooms to grab some water. Noticed my son wasn’t in his bed and that it was made?! Then looked in his sister’s room and hers was too. Took a moment for the realisation to sink in that they’d gone home earlier. Bugger.
Replying to @Humanitydh
Can you blame them. Not a bad distraction from the state of the world for a tenner, and gets people off social media. Life was better in 2006.
Replying to @JennyBa18222921
As a father who pays his child maintenance every month, despite having the option to fight it in court and secure 50%, choosing instead to settle for 40%, as it was in the best interests of my children and wanting to continue supporting my ex-wife. You’re a fucking disgrace.
Replying to @oelma__
Nothing beats a chip butty.
White bread, butter, chippies, ketchup. Few extra chips alongside.
Replying to @JazzaDickens10
I was a solid husband and father until my ex-wife ditched me. Now I play video games, especially with the kids, and I’m officially Top Dad. Meanwhile, I think she’s navigating the joys of online dating in 2026 at 40. Looks a bit stressful. Hold on, I’m pouring another whisky.
Replying to @GBPolitcs
When the shit hits the fan I won’t be tuning into the BBC. I imagine you’ll need a tv licence for that anyway.
Replying to @DoctorLazertron @ChrissieMayr
It’s already normalized. If you can’t see it you’re the problem.
Replying to @3aabr_asvelt
Your health is slightly too low for this fight. You also need to take him down fast. He’s in the top 3 for difficulty. Leave him until you reach the lecture building.
Replying to @Truewriter_
Much easier to go down the peaceful route and make friends with him.
Replying to @3aabr_asvelt
Nowhere near enough health or damage. Also to maximise Npc engagement defeat the beast first.
Replying to @KGInvests_
Nobody should be buying stocks before understanding the market. Start with index funds and watch what happens.
Replying to @MaxxChewning
AI is down the “stock market” has hardly moved.
Replying to @cdolan92
We must stop empathising with murderers, because depression is not the cause of killing children. He was punishing her for some reason. He was capable of killing them before taking his own life, knowing she would be left behind.
Replying to @OldAngryPatriot @RupertLowe10
Creating a nuclear bomb requires far more than just materials. You’ve been brainwashed by the warmongers.
Replying to @themaddierune
The most important lesson you can learn is to accept that you are mortal and could die at any moment. Through your own actions, an accident, or because of someone else. It’s not about the severity of a situation, but your acceptance of it. They understood the risks of flying.
Replying to @OneTrueRangoon
If you want to enjoy Dark Souls you cannot just complete each area once. You must farm souls at least 2-3 times each area. Dark Souls 2 is no exception. Deaths will still happen but they will be deserved and you will laugh about them.
