@Percycola

Love Newcastle United and the Sleaford Mods. Do more running than Forest Gump. Part-time #nufc parody account..

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Joined July 2013
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His dad Touchy will be so proud…
Cork City FC
@CorkCityFC23 Jun 2025
Cork City FC are delighted to announce that a deal has been agreed for Rory Feely to join the club from Crawley Town on July 1st, subject to international clearance. Welcome to City, Rory! 👋🏼 2025 Signings presented by e-volv.ie Full story 👇🏼 corkcityfc.ie/blogs/news/ror… #CCFC84 🇮🇹
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Arsenal
@Arsenal9h
Our fourth penalty is saved. Fleetwood Town - ✅ ✅ ✅ ✅ Arsenal - ✅ ✅ ✅ ❌
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I’ll say it again, the only ranking that counts is the one on the left… #NUFC
Simon Gleave@SimonGleaveOct 26
🧮This season's Premier League table, also with ranks based on xG difference and xG points (allocated per match). I will post this after each round from now on. The interesting teams are: Nottingham Forest Bournemouth Newcastle United Why do you think they don't fit? #EPL
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Spot on Binnsy. The only stat that ever really matters is the amount of goals that go in each net..
daniel@binnsy1973Oct 26
Replying to @NUFCdiscussion
No one cares about xG or xPTS. Only thing that mattered yesterday was we scored 2 palace scored 0 and NUFC got 3 real meaningful points taking us up the real league table into real 8th place.
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Is it right that @CraigHope_DM hasn’t posted anything at all about #NUFC’s magnificent win against UEFA conference league holders Crystal Palace?? Probably couldn’t see the keyboard for all the tears streaming down his face.
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Harvey Barnes ⚽️ Jacob Murphy 🅰️ #NUFC
Simon Wilson@scurrilusrumourOct 25
Harvey Barnes is actually heading towards Murphy levels of cowardice.
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But he hasn’t been here 4 seasons has he? And by the way that was his 34th goal for the club today.
Sambo@SambonufcOct 25
Barnes has been here 4 seasons and last week was his 50th start for the club Howe figured him out. He is fucking shit. Even when Gordon wasn’t allowed to play back end of last year. Barnes was still on the bench.
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#NUFC now sit 8th in the actual points table…
NUFCdiscussion
@NUFCdiscussionOct 25
#NUFC won, meaning we will see a barrage of support for Jaissle from "fans" who quite frankly, don't know what they are looking at. #NUFC didn't deserve to win that, #CPFC created more and had the better chances (mainly from set pieces). #NUFC now sit bottom of the xPTS table.
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#NUFC starting 11 v #CPFC Hornycheck Deaditch Chow Bottman Haul Stir Jowlinton Gone Zarlez Wisser Barns Pardoh ⚫️⚪️
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Who cares. The result will be null and void in a few months anyway.
B/R Football
@brfootballOct 24
Aston Villa beat Man City 2-1 to end their perfect start to the Premier League season 🍌
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Thought it was a pack of Duracell batteries..
Lochgelly Albert FC@LochgellyAlbertOct 24
Quite the transformation 💛🖤
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His dad Daniel Day will be so proud…
Slough Town FC
@sloughtownfcOct 23
We are delighted to announce the signing of 29-year-old winger Dennon Lewis on a permanent deal from Dorking Wanderers for an undisclosed fee. Dennon brings extensive experience to the Rebels, having made more than 200 appearances at National League and National League South level, and was named Manager’s Player of the Season at Dorking last season. Read more 👉 ow.ly/KJWB5100vwE #OneSlough
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If you go to St James’ Park and boo the players or manager at the end of the game you should have your season ticket taken off you. #NUFC
Blog on the Tyne@blogonthetyneOct 24
Matthias Jaissle opens up on #nufc boos last weekend chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/fo…

Matthias Jaissle sends clear message to Newcastle fans after being booed off

Matthias Jaissle has spoken about the privilege of being Newcastle United boss - and made it clear he can handle the boos

chroniclelive.co.uk
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A bit like the #NUFC statement when Isak left….
Blyth Town FC@Blyth_TownFCOct 23
Adamson departs Bailey Adamson has completed a permanent move to Bishop Auckland. Bailey netted 17 times for Blyth in the early stages of the season. 📸 Steven White Photogrpaher
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Great night wasn’t it @mirandinhasteva 🍻
Yanited@NE5westendOct 18
Replying to @NE5westend
2) 6,000 of our amazing fans made the Tuesday evening trip to Oakwell
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Why ere, worra devasteertin result diwn on the sewth coast marra…
Sunderland AFC
@SunderlandAFCOct 18
⏱️ Full-time. #BOUSUN
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To be fair to Botman, he’s waited 17 months to get his revenge on Jackson.. #NUFC
Football Insider
@footyinsider247Oct 17
Should Sven Botman have been 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅𝐅 for this challenge on Nicolas Jackson or was a yellow card fair? 🤔
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His dad Vincentcom will be so proud…
Spennymoor Town FC
@SpennymoorTownOct 16
✍️ Welcome to Spennymoor Town, Connor Pani! Pani signs on a deal that will see him stay with the club until January 2027 👊 Read the full story using the link below. ⬇️ #Moors | 🔗 tinyurl.com/3pt6adkh
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Poor start? We’ve got 8 points from 2 wins, 2 draws and 2 defeats. Unbeaten at home, above Man Utd, Villa, Bournemouth, Tottenham and Sunderland in the league. Players to come back from injury. We’re doing ok 👍🏻 #NUFC
Football Insider
@footyinsider247Oct 13
🚨 DEBATE: After a poor start to the season for Newcastle, do you think Matthias Jaissle will be the first manager SACKED in the Premier League this season? 👀❌
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Matthias Jaissle looking like every #NUFC fan last night..
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Never mind Man City, Newcastle should be kicked out of the league for crimes against football after that performance tonight. #NUFC
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