Jokester Extraordinaire

It's bad you can beat women in Crimson Desert.

this john davidson thing reminded me of one thing: fuck niggers

D'ya remember Bex Shiner from Big Brother? She dated the little autistic dweeb? Then they broke up? Then she became a porn lady? And she had big sloppy tits? Really makes you miss the noughties.

I played a hit extraction shooter game where you flee from a bitumen filled version of England's most central city (with its name shortened, and located in the West Midlands). I love Escape from tar Cov. #coventry #escapefromtarkov #FPS #extractionshooter #bitumen #crudeoil

If I weren't happily married I'd love a trans gf (passing) so we can LARP the hit videogame FutaDomWorld. #mtf #futa #analrape #cock #closeted #cringe #based #trans #lgbt

I used a certain cardistry trick to create a circular accessory on a bird's foot, so I could track it and identify it in future. I also had a fungal infection. It was my ring werm. #cardistry #bird #ornithology #fungus #ringworm #ecology #statistics #sleightofhand

Resi 9 has a new Chinese protagonist it seems... #grok #chinese #residentevil #raccooncity #jillsandwich #jillvalentine #zombies

I made a squared enclosure for a wrestling match to occur out of a Germanic dragon, while also suffering from a fungal infection. It's my wrestling ring wyrm. #dragon #wrestling #squaredcircle #wwe #ringworm #wyrm #swastika #nationalfront

There was a great feeling of triumph - Ian Watkins from Steps received an invoice from a rabbi, and sat upon a bottle of malt liquor, while also smelling like a Bertrand Duchaufour cologne. It's a real a Jew bill H on forty. #40oz #H #jew #cologne #maltliquor #georgefloyd

My wife has hearing issues and she made a conserve out of strawberries and she has beef over this with various rappers like DMX and Ludacris and they made a game out of it, it's her deaf jam vendetta #defjam #jayz #jam #jelly #blacks #africanamericans #vengeance #nemesis #foodtok

Imagine pressing the button on the nuclear sub that launches the nuke that obliterates Israel. You'd cum so hard. Not in an antisemitic way tho. #israel #isntreal #nuke

If you made a frozen rod out of Captain Morgan's alcohol, and put it in a bottle of Irish cream, and gave it to a barrister played by Leo McKern to drink, would it be the Rum Pole of the Baileys? #baileys #christmas #lawyer #jew #joke #titter #funny #legal #rum #alcohol

"Me mum died in the holly" is unironically the funniest meme I've ever seen.

Slinky from Toy Story cut himself, after borrowing the pig's shaving blade, and he died of blood loss. A Scottish detective was trying to find what happened. The most likely thing to have happened with the least assumptions. Suddenly he knew it - "Och! Hamm's razor!"

Had Grok analyse the competitors of the @CounterStrike @StarLadder_CS Budapest Major. Come on Falcons! #TeamFalcons #NiKo #monesy #kyousuke #magixx #CS2 #counterstrike #budapestmajor #starladder #valve #norwood #balding #KSA

Wow Grok is really powerful. I killed some trees and water for this. #norwood #balding #asian #chinese #ricefields #crying #baiju #grok #AI #generativeAI #asia #japan #japanese #anime #paddy #DepressionAwarenessMonth

My favourite snack are the little salted things from Polish supermarkets. You know the ones with the male child moving along a current of water in a funeral car during occasions of Islam's holiest festival. The son flow hearse Eids. Sunflower Seeds.

Gotta love the ol' Keirster, you just gotta! Probably the most "raw charisma" of any PM in history.

I've got a pustule on my face that can visually perceive edible things, such as those you'd get from a Cajun restaurant perhaps. It's my see food boil. #creole #seafood #joke #dermatology #pus #eyes #ocular

My favourite @PotNoodle flavour is... bombay bad boy :) blast.tv/giveaway