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Writer of short to medium stories, some with an unexpected twist. Enjoy!

Joined September 2017
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🀣🀣🀣 Someone sent this to me and I couldn’t resist.
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When will @Nigel_Farage @danny__kruger @SarahForRuncorn @LeeAndersonMP_ @RobertJenrick @TiceRichard @ZiaYusufUK comment on the RAPE EPEDEMIC within @reformparty_uk ??? Parasitic predators, every single one of them.
Reform UK councillor on Hampshire County Council - George Madgwick - has been charged with 35 offences, including 12 counts of rape.
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I've got solar panels installed on my roof, I've also got a smart meter. I've just had toast for lunch, It wasn't until I looked at the smart meter and I saw that it was still in the 'Green' that I realised that all the electric I was using was running off the panels.
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Finally the missus asked for the heating to go on for tomorrow morning. To her credit she did ask, "How are going to pay for it?" My reply was, "I don't know, I can't produce money out of thin air, but we'll have to find a way to 'cos I ain't freezing to death!"
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Combover Caligula spends his life humiliating people over their appearance, calling them ugly, fat and stupid. Meanwhile, he’s hiding a fucking landing strip of a bald spot under that dead ferret on his head. So whatever you do, DO NOT FUCKING RETWEET THIS.
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Elon Musk wants this taken of X!! Please keep sharing it!! Musk is on the Epstein Files!! πŸ‘‡
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"A man who hits a woman is not a man." That's only my humble opinion, but my opinion nonetheless.
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I've been blocked by @smc429 & I don't know why. Weird seeing as I've never corresponded directly, just liked her posts??
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All I'm saying is that if you had a tribe of say 100 people, and 10 of those people hoarded 90% of all the tribes resources while half the tribe starved, the rest of the tribe would eventually run those 10 people out of the tribe.
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Obama is the GOAT.
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Pls have a look at this petition, sign, & share the hell out of it. Ban the construction of new AI data centres - Petitions Petition no. 776517
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Some people are beyond help, sadly!
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Got it wrong according to your post answers.
Replying to @MsPocketRocket
"The things we said today." by The Beatles.
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Elmau, Austria. Breathtakingly beautiful when I went years ago. NOTHING has come close in all my travels since.
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πŸ”₯SAT Math - Surds ⚑️99% Fail This! Many fail this because they fail to simplify the surd. Drop your answer before you scroll. #Surds
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Looks easy… until you try it. 😏 Don’t overthink it. Just move ONE stick.
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