
Everything written on the header. Parody Account @ThatGuyPhave▪︎Now take a seat, let's burn this kitchen.
close to the oven.
Joined January 2023
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Phave•🕸 retweeted
incrível como sentar de frente ao invés de do lado em um date quebra toda a dinâmica
"Can you s(e)nd m(e) th(e) l(e)tt(e)r 'e' my phon(e) won't l(e)t m(e) typ(e) it so I'm gonna copy past(e) it from you"
You're even better, I'd have replied "are you okay??"
Phave•🕸 retweeted
Sometimes I’ll be telling someone a story and halfway through realize if someone was telling me this story i wouldn’t give a fuck
Real like mad! 🤣
Replying to @f1team72
Typically we pretend like we don't see each other but when our eyes lock we have no choice but to hi hello
Phave•🕸 retweeted
If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was Igbo after I told them I’m from Akwa Ibom, I for don retire by now. This is what happens when you teach “3 major tribes” in schools from primary level
Oh he's preaching!!
Replying to @dairko__
Raising bug people who never take time out of the grind to enjoy life is not something I, nor anyone in the western tradition, should aspire towards.
let's get into it.
He said: Being me right now is so fucking A. I feel like Chris Moltisanti man, great.



















