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Everything written on the header. Parody Account @ThatGuyPhave▪︎Now take a seat, let's burn this kitchen.

close to the oven.
Joined January 2023
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incrível como sentar de frente ao invés de do lado em um date quebra toda a dinâmica
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Phave•🕸 retweeted
That injured Batman is Bruised Wayne
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"Can you s(e)nd m(e) th(e) l(e)tt(e)r 'e' my phon(e) won't l(e)t m(e) typ(e) it so I'm gonna copy past(e) it from you" You're even better, I'd have replied "are you okay??"
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I'm tired of reading the fake stories y'all keeping posting on here.
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Phave•🕸 retweeted
Sometimes I’ll be telling someone a story and halfway through realize if someone was telling me this story i wouldn’t give a fuck
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asbestos is pretty bad, i'd hate to see what asworstos would do to a person
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Real like mad! 🤣
Replying to @f1team72
Typically we pretend like we don't see each other but when our eyes lock we have no choice but to hi hello
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If I had a dollar for every time someone said I was Igbo after I told them I’m from Akwa Ibom, I for don retire by now. This is what happens when you teach “3 major tribes” in schools from primary level
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Oh he's preaching!!
Replying to @dairko__
Raising bug people who never take time out of the grind to enjoy life is not something I, nor anyone in the western tradition, should aspire towards.
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You don't know ball if you don't know The Real Darc Shady.
Replying to @iamDarcSlim
Be like na only me de miss out o.
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Phave•🕸 retweeted
Soprano bar One of my faves off the tape
let's get into it. He said: Being me right now is so fucking A. I feel like Chris Moltisanti man, great.
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let's get into it. He said: Being me right now is so fucking A. I feel like Chris Moltisanti man, great.
Too many quotables on this album mehn. I'll be dropping em in the quotes.
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Up there with "if she catch me cheating I'll never tell her sorry" 😂
“I told my bitch if I gotta be faithful, I might fall off” Future too useless, see gaslighting😂
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0-100/ The Catch Up Story About My Brother 8am In Charlotte >>>
Drake on churchill downs drake on middle of the ocean Drake on tuscan leather Drake on 5am in toronto Drake on Do not disturb Elite rapping drake bro had me speechless at one point on each of this songs
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i’m sorry but ONLY following your girl is performative,i won’t be explaining any further ✌🏽
just saw a man who only follows his girl and only replies to her posts i have to kill myself
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You guys never fail to make me laugh anytime i come on this app 😂
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Phave•🕸 retweeted
Just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction. They put me in the squid ward.
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ē pause ori yen na.
"what about your dad" ... I said ALL, didn't I?
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All my guys iberibe!
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Travel around the world with the special home.
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