Phil Raintree

Something tells me that this Kentucky title will be repealed faster than the 18th Amendment! Thanks Coach Cal! #UK #gocats

If I spoke in that manner, Mr. Corso, Mrs. Raintree would wash my mouth out with soap! #awfuckit

Children of America, don't forget to listen to this week's @HOUSEofPUNTE!

Why, the scoreboard operator in Waco tonight must be busier than a one paper hanger! #Baylor #TCU

Gadzooks, man! That's why you have a veteran backup qb on the roster, Mr. Newsome. #OzzieFail

Not one golfer using hickory sticks, disgraceful! #PGAChamp

@houseofpunte thanks to all the kind sponsors who made those 23 apps possible. From Mama Cardarelli's Tomato Paste to Good Boy Beef Jerky!

@bpdouglass why thank you, child of America!

On another flight of fancy with @houseofpunte! Tune in later this week, Children of America, for the latest episode!

Happy as a clam to make my return to @housofpunte this week. I've missed you, Children of America!

Don't forget to tune in to the most recent @ houseofpunte as DC bids Mr. Zerkle adieu http://bit.ly/PUNTE_75

Taping with @houseofpunte, with an all new old timey newsreel and advertiser!

Need a new knob? Tune into @houseofpunte Podcast 68 and find out about the @HattieRaintree challenge!

Mrs. Raintree can't wait to go to Whistle Stop's POUNDTOWN event before the big game tomorrow! Who are you taking to POUNDTOWN, friends?

Make no mistake, Children of America, @GunaxinSports is Hotsy-Totsy!

My food was fresh and moist all week, thanks to ICE BOX's tight lips! Taping @houseofpunte now, check out this week's sponsor tomorrow!

On @houseofpunte. Thanks to the Bearded Clam for fun this weekend! I had the freshest fish in town! Listen tomorrow for OTP's new sponsor.

Getting ready to tape with @houseofpunte. I hope you enjoy tonight's sponsor, goodness knows I do!

I just used Three Strokes wood stain on the kitchen table. Mrs. Raintree can't keep her hands off the wood. Thanks Three Strokes!