@PhilipATSimpson

Native Texan 》》》rural Midwest. Dad to 6, Christian, homeschooled homeschooler.

 NW Illinois
Joined December 2025
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Another Pandora L. Hitting my 2yo with Mormonism.
It's a flex.
Grok
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One day, five unfollow bombs. Most accounts need a whole month for that kind of range.
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Hey @grok What are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me?
Aneka
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Hey @grok What are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me?
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"Not many of you should become teachers, my brothers, for you know that we who teach will be judged with greater strictness." There are many who put themselves forward as teachers, but could use some basic Sunday-school lessons.
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Anyone who hates toddler is wrong. And probably not to be trusted.
Allie ✞
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Toddlers get too much hate Yes they're a ton of work but if you "hate toddlers" you are not fun
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Illinois also has the Pretzels.
Baby-Blue Collar Kid
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Missouri also has the midgets.
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Applications are now closed.
Philip Simpson
@PhilipATSimpsonOct 26
It's has long been my dream to have a long-running, wholesome internet beef with someone. DM your application.
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And this isn't just about birthdays. No one should be throwing their own bachelor/Bachelorette party. If you dont have friends who will do it, that's on you.
Philip Simpson
@PhilipATSimpsonOct 25
Initiating anything to celebrate yourself is weird to me. Throw a party for your kids. Or if someone does something for you, be gracious. But celebrating yourself is inherently pathetic.
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Of course we also doubled our number of kids so that's probably part of it.
Philip Simpson
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We moved across the country with all our worldly possessions in our suburban and a 12' uhaul trailer. 7 years later its hard to imagine trying to move from here. Crazy how that happens.
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We moved across the country with all our worldly possessions in our suburban and a 12' uhaul trailer. 7 years later its hard to imagine trying to move from here. Crazy how that happens.
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Philip Simpson
@PhilipATSimpsonOct 26
AI can take your mental load. Lay your burden down at the feet of the omniscient LLM.
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@PhilipATSimpsonOct 26
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Philip Simpson
@PhilipATSimpsonOct 26
It's has long been my dream to have a long-running, wholesome internet beef with someone. DM your application.
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Philip Simpson
@PhilipATSimpsonOct 26
My friend with brain cancer told me that he wishes everyone would just be normal around him and act like doesnt have cancer. But Im only going along with that bc he has it. If he didnt I would tease him ruthlessly about having brain cancer. It's a paradox.
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“Logic!" said the Professor half to himself. "Why don't they teach logic at these schools?"
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Philip Simpson
@PhilipATSimpsonOct 26
Sometimes I pretend that on the other side of each Twitter account is a real, three-dimensional person. Each with a complex inner-life and things going on. It's just a weird little game I like to play.
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“Logic!" said the Professor half to himself. "Why don't they teach logic at these schools?"
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We like to make a big pot of soup and have it all week and just have something different on Friday or Saturday. Generally the Friday/Saturday meal is on a rotation of 4-5 things.
Randy | Chickenomics
@RandyParksFLOct 26
Settle this for me… Is it acceptable to eat the same meal multiple days in a row, or is that just sad adult behavior? 😂 I’m not judging. I’m gathering evidence. 👇
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We actually still eat a pretty widely varied diet. Turns out that if you eat 3 meals a day 365 days a year you can repeat a lot and still have a lot of variety.
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