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“If you haven’t died by an age thought predetermined through the timing of your abuses and excesses, then what else is left but to begin another diary?” Jim Carroll
The only reason to come here was to celebrate my sobriety. If I'm not sober, what do I do on here?
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Having your headphones sync to your phone without you wanting them to is the most annoying thing. – at Florida, USA
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The hamsters are dropping turds at my house starting on august 30th. I can’t wait to see the kids reactions! – at Florida, USA
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Would I be more sexual if I listened to erotica on audible? I’ve been living a porn free lifestyle for a bit. – at Florida, USA
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The moment you realize you forgot the lyrics of what was one’s your favorite song is so traumatic! – at Florida, USA
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I feel like I’ve been posting on Facebook things that should be posted here instead. No one knows me here.
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I hadn’t looked at my husband’s Facebook in a while. We are going through the same thing separately yet not discussing it. – at Florida, USA
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I forgot that mom was working in her office instead of working from home. Embarrassed. – at Florida, USA
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My kid is outside without her shoes. #momfail – at Florida, USA
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