@PhwonkJr

yep main: @Phwonk

Joined May 2026
I fell into lust. My hand is filled with semen and my mind is filled with rage. Pray for me brothers 📿
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Mom is like hitler: - she uses the oven - she separates whites from coloreds - she loves you and would do anything for you
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This video is incredibly powerful. It shows Rick Sanchez from cartoon “Rick & Morty” laughing at the face of the negative aspects of society, forming an army of protesters. #Influential #OffensiveRickandMortyMemes
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Genuine racism is disgusting.
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Lady at Target said “you’re in the way.” I said I’m 6ft4 and TACCED UP with BWC. Dumb fucking bitch.
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oh my god
Replying to @notorious__vex
I had to check and oh my goodness it’s not fake
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Update Faggot?
Replying to @Bearamore_
fr as if she didn't consciously marry that fucking bobblehead bastard
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Mental flashbang holy shit. Did not expect to see PupperBlitzkrieg today. Can’t believe that the twink from ifunny who posted pics of himself in a confederate flag bikini is actually fighting in Ukraine. I thought that was a joke. wtf.
Old Account got might be gone but I'm still here
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my coworker be losing his fucking mind bro LMAOOOO what is this
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Kind of a lateral move tbh. Nothing really lost with this one.
covid vs now lmfaoo
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Ever since I found out my Guatemalan coworker didn’t know what world war 2 was about I’ve been slipping in warhammer lore as real historical events
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Welcome to today's episode of Boomer hobbies (scrolling facebook + half-watching NCIS: ✅ Good Women hobbies (scrolling Instagram + half-watching Love Island: ✅ Good Young men hobbies (playing video games): ❌ Bad, awful, a scourge on proper society, sign of defective character
the more i think about it the more video games as a concept the more they horrify me. just a machine for totalizing disassociation which consumes days or years and leaves you with nothing
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They would have to incinerate that fuckin thing if I was on set whole damn trailer would smell like mushroom soup
For ‘ALIEN 3’ (1992), the effects team created a full-body lifecast of Sigourney Weaver with no internal structure, allowing it to move like a real human body.
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Except that the anti internet people in 1999 were right about literally everything and have been vindicated on every single point to a degree that surpasses even their own worst nightmares?
being anti-AI in 2026 is like being anti-internet in 1999. technically allowed. historically embarrassing
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Posting iFunny Classics Day 100
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No modern COD campaign will surpass this
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White ppl make the craziest threats. I told a white dude Kamala ain’t really black and he told me to hold my tongue lest he defenestrate me
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It becomes overwhelming at a certain point. It becomes unbearable. In 1972 this was mine, by law, when I was 16 years old. All I had to do was work at a diner for one summer. And she’d love me. She’d love me forever. And orgasm from penetration. Because she didn’t have a 60k rpm solfeggio sequence vibrator for her clitoris (fake organ never proved). Because she trusted me. And now today it’s not even a hypothetical. This woman might as well be in a parallel universe. Im invisible to her. I was denied her uterus at birth. It was made illegal for me to pursue her and illegal for her to sex me. Obama left his fingerprints on her womb and my vas deferans. Her ant-sized woman “brain” was soaked, like a sponge, in 19 (she better not be a day older) years of talmudic-muslim-faggotcommunist propaganda to the point where she would only feel permitted to have sex with a mulatto 39 year old crypto rugger who socially signals as a communist bottom but also he has a fifteen million dollar net worth (my tax dollars gifted to him by John Thune (who is not a human being and therefore no action taken toward him is illegal or immoral)) it’s just insane I’m going to go insane. Anyways no I’m not using the app today I’ll just take 2 Big Macs and a 20 piece. Why do you even ask. No meal. I don’t want the soda I don’t know when you’ve last cleaned the soda stream. It could be oxidized. Calcified. The Haitian drive through headphone operator cashier Sumerian sacrifice candidate (third gen; cannot read or write, cannot extrapolate the passage of time) looks at me in total confusion. “Is you paying cash or card?” I leave the drive thru empty handed and speed back to my parents house. Maybe when I’m thirty they’ll let me date my hot cousin
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If you were to discover Christianity from the internet alone — as many do — you’d think it was a really complex system of not jacking off
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