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Abuja, Nigeria
Joined October 2018
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Drug trafficker disguising as a strategist 😂
SANITARY INSPECTOR DISGUISING AS ECONOMIST 😂
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Rilwan is Free Inec let me reinstate that if you rig you will die
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they hid food in warehouses, left them to rotten while nigerian’s where hungry in the middle of a pandemic. but somehow that political party is still your party. you’re a very wicked and stupid person.
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We have just secured release of Rilwan Olawale, who has been detained by the SSS October 25, 2026, at the behest of INEC’s Resident Electoral Commissioner (REC) in Lagos, Professor Ayobami Salami. #FreeRilwanOlawaleNow
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The voters register is fraudulent and the INEC that produce it can neither be trusted to clean it up or organise a credible election based on it. - Professor Chidi Odinkalu
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We have more than 20 million AI generated voters on the @inecnigeria register @joashamupitan We need a response from INEC. You can’t keep running away from @ARISEtv
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Wow! Guys, we've got the real crack on INEC's planned rigging. If a presiding officer says no network, we either supply them with one or they rig and die. Each polling unit must have standby generators and Wi-Fi. I love Mike Igini. Thank you, sir for this wonderful experience shared.
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After his engagements in Nasarawa and a brief meeting in Abuja, H.E. Peter Obi flew straight to Lagos, where he briefly watched the Chelsea vs. Liverpool match. H.E. will be in Enugu later today for the Coal City Town Hall Meeting. ‘Energy Dey cry’.😁✌🏻
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After treating any patient, I always drop the gospel of Peter Obi to that patient. Nigeria must be OK!!
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The register is the foundation of every election, so voters should be able to trust what they see on it. We ask @inecnigeria to answer the questions Nigerians are raising about the online voters’ register. #NigeriaDecides2027 #INEC #Mundx
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Who dey check am??? Our venue is ready to receive our Kings!!! Peter Obi and Kwankwaso are coming…..Enugu can you please make some noiseeeeeee!! This is a Town-hall Different…. All road leads to Amadeo Event Centre!!!!
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This is getting serious. Every Obidient is hitting different markets. Keybad warriors are now turning into grassroots mobilizers. Na everyday, Obidients dey burst person brain.
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In 2024, Governor Okpebholo's polling unit had 397 voters on the register. In 2026, it has 4,783. That's 4,386 new voters, a 1,105% increase. A Guinness World Record? @inecnigeria, please explain. 👀
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For one full year we argued on this street that there is no Christian genocide in Northern Nigeria. Within a single day, a young man released a video of paramilitary-style training where young Muslims were being groomed to chant “Mass Genocide” against Christians in the Southeast. That same week, Sheikh Yahaya Ibrahim Masussuka, one of the few scholars who consistently preached against insurgency, was assassinated. Months earlier, Ibrahim Danshagamu publicly begged the Kano government to protect him after members of the Izala movement allegedly threatened his life. That same week, he was killed in his bedroom. Today, some elders of the Izala movement stand with a young man being trained to hate his fellow human beings. On this same street, members of the same movement celebrated the assassination of Sheikh Masussuka. If the Federal Government does not immediately proscribe the Izala movement, arrest clerics promoting extremism in Northern Nigeria, and release Sheikh Abduljabbar Nasir Kabara to continue deradicalisation work, this country is heading for disaster. We will one day wake up to a fully formed Al-Qaeda-style network in Nigeria. At that point, even Somalia will look safer than Northern Nigeria.
Police Arrest JIBWIS Member Chanting “Give Us Rifles To Kill Christians”
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One of the reasons why you should be at the Federal High Court, Abuja, tomorrow for our case against telecommunications companies in Nigeria. Last night, I bought 20GB of @MTNNG weekly mobile data for N5,000. I woke up this morning, and it was gone. There were no software or app updates enabled to use mobile data. I bought another 20GB weekly data plan, and in less than an hour, I was told I had no data left. Did I upload anything heavy anywhere? Nope. Was I on my phone throughout that one hour? Nope. I was busy preparing for work and driving around Abuja for different meetings. I decided to buy 3.5GB for one day to see what was happening. In less than 20 minutes, I was told that my data had been exhausted. I bought another 20GB, and the purchase was confirmed as successful. But when I tried using it, I was told I had no active data subscription. I waited in vain for the data I had already paid for. I bought another 20GB at exactly 5:36 PM. By 5:44 PM, I was told I had no data left again. Just 8 minutes later! Please look at the screenshot and see for yourself. Now, I decided to buy a 75GB monthly plan for N18,000. As I’m making this post, I have already been told that I have only 61GB left. That’s about 20 minutes after purchasing the data. And mind you, I had turned off mobile data for almost all the apps on my phone this morning while trying to figure out what exactly was happening. This is the kind of experience that makes me believe MTN has been actively defrauding Nigerians. You are seeing this because I have a large audience. But what about the millions of Nigerians who do not have such an audience? How many people experience this every day without having the means to challenge it? I will challenge all of this in court, and the case begins tomorrow. If you are a journalist or media professional, please join us at the Federal High Court, Abuja, tomorrow at 8 AM. I’m personally tired of the institutional fraud going on in this country. -KAA #kaa_truths
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I spent almost all night scanning through the voters register to identify fraudulent profiles going state by state and polling unit by polling unit. From the discoverie, there is serious trouble less than 80 days to the general elections. The register is a disappointment 💔
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NASARAWA STATE: SECURITY, EDUCATION, HEALTHCARE AND LIFTING OUR PEOPLE OUT OF POVERTY Following yesterday’s visit to Kogi State, I proceeded to Akwanga, Nasarawa State, today, 28 October 2026, to continue our series of town hall meetings across Nigeria. These engagements provide an opportunity to interact directly with our people, listen to their concerns, and understand their expectations for a better Nigeria. In Akwanga, I granted an interview to a local radio station, where we discussed critical national issues, particularly insecurity, the economy, and the urgent need to lift millions of Nigerians out of poverty. I was subsequently joined by my dear elder brother and the NDC Vice Presidential Candidate, His Excellency, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, for the town hall meeting. Participants raised important questions and shared their concerns about insecurity, particularly the challenges women face in accessing their farms; support for persons with disabilities and other vulnerable groups; fuel subsidy; corruption; the present government’s excessive borrowing; the deteriorating state of our schools; and other challenges affecting their daily lives. In my response, I assured the participants that our first priority, upon election, would be to unite the country, decisively tackle corruption, and confront the insecurity ravaging communities across Nigeria. I also reaffirmed our shared commitment to massive investment in education and healthcare, including the provision of at least one fully functional primary healthcare centre in every political ward across the country. Our goal is to reduce the cost of living, expand opportunities, and lift Nigerians out of poverty. I sincerely thank all participants, our party members, the organisers, and the good people of Nasarawa State for their warm reception, thoughtful contributions, and active participation. A New Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK! -PO
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I hope everyone listened carefully to what Peter Obi said! He made it clear that if he doesn’t win the 2027 election, he won’t be contesting for the presidency again. At 65, he cannot keep running for president indefinitely. By the next election cycle, he’ll be approaching 70, an age when he should be enjoying his retirement rather than starting another political battle. This is why we cannot afford to take 2027 for granted. We still have a chance to change the direction of this country, and we must treat this election as if our lives depend on it, because to a large extent, they do. If we waste this opportunity with Peter Obi, we may never get another chance like this again. Wake up, Nigerians! 2027 is our moment, and we cannot afford to get it wrong! Be brutal, be toxic for your future
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Allah is a useless idiot
May we trust the wisdom of what Allah withholds.
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