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I used to think my life was a comedy, now I realize it’s a gay porno

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I only really came back because of Guy shitting on Ween but from what I’ve seen it seemed like my Blondies are doing good. Before I disappear again for GTA 6, fuck Guy, fuck jarhead and I love you all. Later niggas
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He smart asf he knew Ween was coming
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Taking a break from this dogshit app, see you when I see you guys. Peace, Blondies
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It’s been like that for me for 10 years. It’ll get better
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TOM CRUISE: The thing you have to understand about Kubrick is, yes, he was a perfectionist and there were times we would spend literal weeks doing take after take on one scene, but there was never any panic. He was never at the mercy of a clock. TRAVIS KELCE: He was a dog.
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Reasons to live: Man of Tomorrow (2027)
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I know I get flack for getting hyped for movies that ain’t even out yet, but I’m so excited for MOT I can feel it in my bones. Can’t wait for the Summer of Superman Deux
Reasons to live: Man of Tomorrow (2027)
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Blonde retweeted
He’s like that one friend who’s a little insane but you still fuck with them
Tom Cruise says it originally took six hours for the “Digger” hair and makeup team to apply his Digger Rockwell prosthetics, but he quickly made the process “more efficient” by showing up with a chalkboard and timing how long it took to put each prosthetic on: “I had a guy there with a stopwatch and I’m like, ‘OK, you see that time, six hours? By the time we’re done, we’re going to get it under an hour.’ They were like, ‘No, I’m not doing that, it will never happen.’ I’m like, ‘OK, first of all, if you say no, you can’t do it, you will never get there. So can we agree that we’ll maybe make it a little less?’ So with each piece that was going on, it was timed and then we’d drill and practice.” It worked, and they eventually got his makeup and prosthetics routine down to under an hour: “They were like, ‘What?!’ And they didn’t even know it, and they didn’t even rush. I like going into a system, studying it and trying to figure out how I can do it better, more efficient. The films that I make, I’m constantly going, how can I do it better?” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHLwU
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This psycho would've been a 5x super bowl winning head coach had the die rolled differently
Tom Cruise says it originally took six hours for the “Digger” hair and makeup team to apply his Digger Rockwell prosthetics, but he quickly made the process “more efficient” by showing up with a chalkboard and timing how long it took to put each prosthetic on: “I had a guy there with a stopwatch and I’m like, ‘OK, you see that time, six hours? By the time we’re done, we’re going to get it under an hour.’ They were like, ‘No, I’m not doing that, it will never happen.’ I’m like, ‘OK, first of all, if you say no, you can’t do it, you will never get there. So can we agree that we’ll maybe make it a little less?’ So with each piece that was going on, it was timed and then we’d drill and practice.” It worked, and they eventually got his makeup and prosthetics routine down to under an hour: “They were like, ‘What?!’ And they didn’t even know it, and they didn’t even rush. I like going into a system, studying it and trying to figure out how I can do it better, more efficient. The films that I make, I’m constantly going, how can I do it better?” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHLwU
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Was scrolling on TikTok and going down what’s been going on with the Epstein files and I found a video of some kid screaming and someone singing the caliou theme song and it’s ruined my day
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Got my balls licked by a Zooey Deschanel look-alike cocaine addict
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Me grabbing my six year old son to destroy the immortal snail
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Joke tweet but if that radio actually doesn’t have an ounce of Michael Jackson ima crash out
Rockstar Games has revealed 10 of the remaining artists on the GTA VI soundtrack: • Kodak Black • Pitbull • DJ Crazy Times • AJR • Tom Macdonald (Ft. Dax) • Unkle Adams • Nirvanna The Band • LosPollosTV (Ft. Wad) • Michael Jackson • Pitbull (Source: @RockstarGames)
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I’m so glad he’s a movie star because he would’ve made a very effective serial killer
Tom Cruise says it originally took six hours for the “Digger” hair and makeup team to apply his Digger Rockwell prosthetics, but he quickly made the process “more efficient” by showing up with a chalkboard and timing how long it took to put each prosthetic on: “I had a guy there with a stopwatch and I’m like, ‘OK, you see that time, six hours? By the time we’re done, we’re going to get it under an hour.’ They were like, ‘No, I’m not doing that, it will never happen.’ I’m like, ‘OK, first of all, if you say no, you can’t do it, you will never get there. So can we agree that we’ll maybe make it a little less?’ So with each piece that was going on, it was timed and then we’d drill and practice.” It worked, and they eventually got his makeup and prosthetics routine down to under an hour: “They were like, ‘What?!’ And they didn’t even know it, and they didn’t even rush. I like going into a system, studying it and trying to figure out how I can do it better, more efficient. The films that I make, I’m constantly going, how can I do it better?” wp.me/pc8uak-1lHLwU
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You gotta be stubborn and a bit insane
how do you even make a movie that looks like this
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Blonde retweeted
you stomped her because you are such a weak fucking sister jacob!
la noire is so unintentionally funny, you never know what unhinged shit cole’s gonna say after you pick doubt
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My new favorite video
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Me getting ready to lick bros feet
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It’s Friday folks
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