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Fix your hearts or die

Joined February 2011
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I want to know what kind of mental illness you have to have in order to be able to take a big grumpy in a public school hall
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FDR was very explicit when creating the minimum wage that it should be a livable wage. This idea that minimum wage jobs are starter jobs is corporate propaganda used to defend paying people substandard wages.
I find it hard to believe that people who make coffee believe they are owed a salary that allows them to raise a family, buy a house, cars and exotic vacations. They make coffee!
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accidentally hitting the grok button on this app feels like accidentally hitting the internet icon on your phone in 2009. like oh no no no i need to close this immediately or else iโ€™m in big trouble
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Unfortunately I think I become the most chronically online one from high school
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To prevent honeypotting, we must turn to an ancient solution: sensitive information should only be handled by eunuchs
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Saw someone say, โ€œThe internet was once a library and they turned it into a store,โ€ and if youโ€™re young I donโ€™t think you can imagine how different the web used to be.
Having one of those days where I mourn the loss of the usable internet. It's become so degraded and empty, so full of bullshit and devoid of life, so much more difficult to navigate and enjoy. It's all platforms, products, sponsored posts, scams, scams, scams.
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CARL SAGAN โ€” born 92yrs ago today โ€” on Libraries: "We are the only species on the planet, so far as we know, to have invented a communal memory. The warehouse of that memory is called a library."
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Senator: โ€œ so you donated $20 million to the ballroom fundโ€ Intel CEO: โ€œ yes I did and I was proud to do itโ€ Senator : โ€œ and just what did you receive in return?โ€ Intel CEO : โ€œwhat?โ€
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Itโ€™s crazy how cartoonishly childish this was and my grandma said โ€œgood! They should feed the people to the gators!โ€
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I'm not one to talk about handling criticism poorly, but I've never been "make a grotesque latex puppet of my op" mad
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i canโ€™t imagine an instance where i would go to research something and then just start telling google things about my life, so why does this weird stuff happen with chat gpt? note: if you do crimes, pls do not tell chat gpt or use it to help you plan. that looks bad at trial.
I told ChatGPT, "Design this room based on what you know about me"
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decided to watch the entirely of helluva boss with the most open minded, unbiased approach possible and at some point near season 3 i cracked so badly that i had to run to a corner of the room and just sit there for a minute
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Also I just remembered that time when my sister, 12 then so I was probably like 5, was watching me but she didnโ€™t actually want to watch me so she handcuffed me to the foot of her bed and then placed the key in front of me in the middle of the room. She left for a bit and thenโ€”>
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Came back in and moved the key a little further since I got to close to it. After she got bored of that she then rehandcuffed me to an old school house desk we had and forced me to eat white bread and milk mixed together in a bowel like a prisoner. I still remember how bad it was
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That shit straight up tasted so nasty and I ate like a cup of it. Then she left me there for like a couple hours while she went and talked with her friends on the phone. A perfectly normal memory.
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when i was homeless/being abused i stayed somewhere so cartoonishly awful where i would wake up cold and covered in ants, and one night the rats in the ceiling were being so loud i pushed on it to quiet them down and a bunch of their bones fell onto me and i just stood there like
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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I specifically remember my mom pulling me into the bathroom to tell me she won a bunch of money and sheโ€™s been paying this guy to get her money. She ask ME a 10yo if she should keep paying and I said โ€œsureโ€. She sent big $ to a Nigerian scammer based off a childโ€™s adviceโ€ฆ.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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I donโ€™t feel guilty anymore but i marvel how fucking dumb she was
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It was this day that little Kim Speedweed learned many lessons, such as : Bullets hurt, it's an odd burning feeling How to move evasively when being fired upon by an 8 year old girl The importance of securing firearms around children How it feels to chew 5 gum
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