GREG not Craig

I don’t wanna break a leg. I wanna get the part!

It’s not lost on me

Whoever said shirts need to be tucked in your dress pants was definitely an f word

Bitches don’t be chic

This weekend…. We rage

What about amputees? Are they trustworthy?

I love having my own shit

Nothing gets past me

Did you realize that you were a champion?

You really don’t have to peek through the stall door to see if it’s occupied… i repeat

Somebody explaining a funny video they saw<<<<<<<<< Now im forcing laughter to save face

I’ve watched this 5 times

The devastation when you find out your co worker bestie got kids

Already know i can’t leave it alone. You’re on my mind.

Brand new season

There are ways, and then there are ways

LOVEHAPPY

Does Howard still do a yearbook?

Kinda hate it when another grown man calls me “buddy”

God will humble you in the silliest of ways