Ye of little faith. And it's things like this that make me not have any faith left in humanity. That I would rather die alone. Hell I just might here soon because why should I have to listen to assumptions of risking freedom for someone out of my age bracket. Whatever. FUCK YOU!!
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PidoMike retweeted
Women need to realize not all men gonna tolerate their shii , like, why hit him? this security man isn’t holding back 😤
PidoMike retweeted
🤣 The internet is the ONLY place where somebody will insult your LOOKS, MONEY, and INTELLIGENCE while hiding behind a CARTOON PROFILE PICTURE! 😭😂 HOW YOU GOT THE MOST TO SAY WHEN YOUR OWN FACE IS IN WITNESS PROTECTION?! 💀🤣 - Message
Uncle Beet where's Aunt Tung Tung Sahur?
Replying to @PidoMikeParks
Mike, I found a gif of you! Even made it say what you've been saying lately.
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Even I am not reading this TLDR 😂
Good Friday morning, everyone.
I woke up and chose violence today.
A lot of you have seen me talking about Michael Lawrence Parks. He is a registered Tier 2 sex offender, with a conviction involving the rape of a minor under the age of 16. His registry information also carries a special notation indicating that he is likely to reoffend.
His former account, @Bandfaband85, got yeeted from Twitter. And now, like a particularly unpleasant case of herpes, he's back under the username @PidoMikeParks.
This dumb fucking, Cro-Magnon, Beetlejuice-looking troglodyte could have quietly returned to Twitter. He could have created his new account, preemptively blocked me, @LostLeanore, @sigmacenturion, and anyone else he apparently wants nothing to do with.
But did he?
NO! OF FUCKING COURSE HE DIDN'T!
The first thing this walking monument to poor decision-making did, aside from depression-posting for sympathy from literally ANYONE willing to throw him a pity bone, was TAG PEOPLE WHO ACTIVELY WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM!
He practically raised a fucking IMAX-sized red flag and waved it around screaming, "LOOK AT ME! I'M BACK!"
And then, when he predictably got the attention he was fishing for, what happened?
He started playing victim.
Suddenly, he just wants to be left alone. Suddenly, he's hanging off a cliff. Suddenly, he's quoting fucking SCAR from The Lion King.
What an absolute masterclass in bitchmade, pathetic behavior.
Michael Lawrence Parks, FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE FUCKING LIFE, listen carefully:
SHUT DOWN THE NEW ACCOUNT.
Start another one. Pre-block every single one of us. Mute us. Whatever the fuck you need to do.
Then go back to your pathetic, viewerless YouTube channel, your practically nonexistent Rumble channel, and your somewhat successful Kick channel.
And here's the really difficult part, so try to keep up:
DO NOT ANNOUNCE YOUR RETURN.
DO NOT TAG US.
DO NOT CONTACT US.
DO NOT MENTION US.
DO NOT TRY TO BE SNARKY.
DO NOT THROW OUT LITTLE BAIT POSTS HOPING SOMEBODY BITES.
In fact, don't give us a single fucking indication that you're doing anything on social media.
You know what happens when you stop making yourself the center of attention? People eventually stop paying attention.
You could actually walk away from this without turning yourself into an even bigger laughingstock.
But that would require a level of self-control and common sense that, quite frankly, you have yet to demonstrate.
So here's my advice:
FADE. THE. FUCK. AWAY.
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Pick your poison already. Either you want me dead and down or you want me to fight and stand up. I'm not going anywhere. But it's hilarious how you can't pick your poison and "drink it". Metaphorically speaking.
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And because I gave you exactly what you wanted now you still are no happy. Imagine that.
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You started this hated when it came back bite you in the ass now I choose to stop fighting and you are not satisfied. Imagine that. 😂 The story of human satisfactory being an endless void is biblical. Don't mind me I'm just hanging here on the cliff for the remainder.
You were never a hero. Ever.
I warned you. I told you what would happen.
You’re fake and quoting the lion king but replacing Simba with yourself does fuck all.
You did this to yourself, because you can’t fucking ignore people. You think you need the last word and deserve respect when you do NOTHING to earn it.
Stop doing dumb shit and people will stop making fun of you.
Stay fucking losing you bitchmade wannabe.
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"Oh Theo. You're in trouble again. But this time no one is here to save you. And now everyone knows WHY."
So I hang here from the cliff. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. You'll hunt me condemn me sick dogs on me. It has to happen.
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Symptoms of CPTSD that no one would assume is CPTSD
•over explaining to avoid conflict
•feeling guilty for setting boundaries
•replaying conversations obsessively
•shutting down when overwhelmed
•struggling to enjoy good moments
•feeling uneasy when things are too calm
•panicking when someone is mad at you

























