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Don't stop, carry on. Old enough to remember dial-up, young enough to forget it.

Joined April 2025
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Miami PLEASE demolish these RAPISTS
Syracuse takes down highly overrated SMU. SMU will be unranked. Notre Dame will only have Miami as a ranked team left to play. If they lose to Miami they’ll have no ranked wins along with the softest schedule in college football.
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It’s hard to believe a television network would take something with over a century of tradition and repackage it into easily consumable slop.
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Shut up lol
So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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Reason 1,508,038 why college basketball absolutely rocks
Villanova basketball players give Pope Leo XIV a golden basketball which the Pope starts playing with, before joking “where’s the hoop?”
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Classy stuff from Nick Saban: Curt Cignetti: "I learned a lot from my dad but never coached for him." Saban: "Well I coached for your dad, and you learned a lot from him through me." #iufb
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I’m supposed to be Anxiety from Inside Out but my friend thought I was this 😭
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i hate egirl halloween what do you mean you’re the spectre haunting europe :/
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I knew this guy who was really into those towing & impound shows and it made me immediately suspicious of his character. What enjoyment are getting out of watching a single mother plead for a payment plan so she can get to her waitress job & pick up her kid from school What about the circus of human misery is enticing for you
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Finnish people get 3 hours of sunlight a day, have no friends, hate their family, and every year are rated the happiest people on earth
It's becoming nightmarish... for the Finns. Happy Halloween from the Embassy of Finland! 🎃
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My landlord hasn’t spoken to me in months (which is cool) but I was like what if they died and I just was paying to pay. decided to test it by saying my rent was gon be late. … he alive chile 😵‍💫
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Amazing pair.
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is this couple doing a bit?
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People keep give me crap for this but Hila Klein is way hotter than Tamara Joseph like have we lost our minds? Ethan Flein definitely screwed the pooch here guys.
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Hila Klein to the kids:
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Hila Klein needs to get her lick back and fuck Hasan Piker RAW
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this is actually kinda crazy lmao
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It's just gonna be a good night.
47 Dem seats: it’s over. 48 Dem seats: horrendous night 49 Dem seats: bad night 50 Dem seats: at least 2028 is flipable 51 Dem seats: good night 52 Dem seats: great night 53 Dem seats: absurd night 54 Dem seats: generational night 55+ Dem seats: you have no idea what’s coming
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You people are shameless
Now that the dust has settled and I can finally chime in: can we all admit she’s hot as fuck?
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Imagine busting here.
gay guys assuring me of their homosexuality so they can compliment my perfect rack
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