DrunkBuddha (@PieChord) header
DrunkBuddha (@PieChord) profile picture

Look ma, another mortal creature.

Joined March 2009
Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)Photo by DrunkBuddha (@PieChord)
what the fuck, why is Mark Cuban lowering drug prices and not blasting himself into space or tweeting out narcissistic bullshit, doesn't he know how to billionaire
911
9,072
462
85,171
DrunkBuddha retweeted
It turns out Elon Musk’s 80 million followers are really just a handful of rednecks, a Russian bot programmer and a guy who mistook him for a cologne designer.
32
126
8
836
DrunkBuddha retweeted
Elon Musk is going full Kanye West.
925
1,928
252
24,499
Elon musk should be slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing. “I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”
1,616
4,323
488
37,851
"I did the math everybody. A $350 abortion costs less than raising a human person, and there enlies the problem." - Prof. Truckstop Barbie
Anyone else consider that these companies suddenly offering to pay for employee abortions are doing so just to avoid paying for maternity leave? Cheaper to kill the baby... true evil personified.
20
43
4
212
DrunkBuddha retweeted
👆retweet this if you want to see something amazing happen for the benefit of ukraine
11
40
99
DrunkBuddha retweeted
The Trump/Fox axis isn't soft pedaling Putin's actions...they agree with them. They are political allies. They believe in the same things. To them, the American Left and most of Europe are the Evil Empire.
736
2,304
261
16,085
Bob Saget: Norm MacDonald. Norm, you're the funniest man I know. Because these are the other people that I know. RIP BOB RIP Norm We lost two of the greatest comics in last 5 months. What a shitty way to start a year
2
4
DrunkBuddha retweeted
Bob Saget… Just the funniest and nicest…
393
3,248
149
86,099
DrunkBuddha retweeted
In 2021 I learned I might owe 2020 an apology. Good riddance to a shit show of a year.
396
2,515
198
37,745
To my #1 podcast of 2021, @wtfpod: thank you for keeping me company on @Spotify all year long! Thank you so much for everything, Marc. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/6L47MD…
2
DrunkBuddha retweeted
Damn even my parents dog is keeping up with crypto this thanksgiving
16
53
3
674
DrunkBuddha retweeted
Irregardless, the original tweet stands! …what?
310
74
32
5,023
DrunkBuddha retweeted
Let's just ban china from crypto lol
29
35
4
604
DrunkBuddha retweeted
Getting excited!!! @theproblem
252
740
379
7,491
DrunkBuddha retweeted
I would like to thank whoever made THIS:
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
1,109
5,344
309
51,443
DrunkBuddha retweeted
No one could make you break like Norm Macdonald. Hilarious and unique. Fuck cancer.
344
4,396
240
62,755
DrunkBuddha retweeted
its a brave new world and if you aren't a crayon eating ape like me you're not going to make it also please send this to my wallet so someone can buy it from me for $1M k thx
The Degenerate Ape Academy has named our new endowment manger, @wsbmod. Take that,@MattMendel. Gonna crush @Yale this season.
50
69
11
355