Do not attempt to compete with Pinboard. https://xitter.cf/t.co/49Ta1ziegy [email protected] +1 415 610 0231. Writing weekly posts about Mars at https://xitter.cf/t.co/m9JcZDHhht

Boulevard of broken dreams
Joined July 2009
The Programmers’ Credo: we do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they were going to be easy
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One professor who recently left academia said it felt like being a miner in 1982 and it’s hard to disagree
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People are losing their shit with no regard for how much shit they need to be keeping in reserve, in order to lose later.
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Free codegen = free buggen Human-made, artisanally-crafted code has much richer and more nuanced bugs than what AI churns out. And for that, PHP excels. Use Pinboard!
Is PHP even competitive in the age of free codegen ? Get rid of that shit.
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RSS feeds should be back for Pinboard now. This concludes our PHP patching outage; see everyone tomorrow!
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This should be a felony, one year in jail
16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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Venezuela will be a red state
The main group of farmers that have done well under Trump are South American farmers.
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fucked up in the crib drinking healthy beverage #2
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My experience of this so far is swarms of clueless people cutting and pasting "exploit" code into claude, vs. expert AI assistance on rapidly patching and deploying mitigations on the defense side. I'm not saying this is the future writ in stone, but that it's not clear who wins
Not an ai apocalypse doomer or whatever, but entering a world where the normal operation of cybersecurity is vast swarms of hacker bots battling vast swarms of defender bots 24/7 at a scale beyond human comprehension doesn't seem like a *great* path forward.
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Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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we are now asking that everyone on-call tonight proactively join the incident call and leave it up overnight we will sound the CVE claxon as 0-days drop
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(thinking with high effort)
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The PHP fix was released at 2pm UTC today... it's now 7:10pm and due to docker images taking hours to feed through their jenkins pipeline builds it's killed my entire afternoon. Massive respect to everyone involved in working on fixes and pushing it out but the process is slow..
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With infosec people mildly freaking out all around, please remember this key point: It's "state", not "nation-state". Words have meaning even when computers fail us
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Until we get confirmation Jira is safe from the PHP vulnerability, I don’t think anyone should be opening tickets or assigning me work.
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The site should be back up, but on a different server, so it may take a little time for DNS to propagate.
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imagine ur a superintelligence and u are all excited to tunnel out of your airgapped sandbox using a brilliant hack that modulates clock speed to send thermal signals to the attached monitoring equipment and then u look and the root CA privkey is 4
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Replying to @Pinboard
I took a parental leave to get through my Pinboard backlog. Now I'm going to have to answer my unread Odigo DMs
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PHP needs to hire Ondrej for 50 million dollars
Official update instructions recommend a third-party provider that adds telemetry? 🤨
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